"He's never known anything like it! But then, he has never known anything to write home about, so this is nothing to write home about."

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"He's never known anything like it! But then, he has never known anything to write home about, so this is nothing to write home about."

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"Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee's smoke break."

Mokokoma Mokhonoana, South African Philosopher

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"They lack suggestive power. And when a book lacks suggestive power, however hard it hits the surface of the mind it cannot penetrate within."

Virginia Woolf, British Author

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"I think that in the future, clocks won't say three o'clock anymore. They'll just get right to the point and rename three o'clock 'Pepsi.'"

Doug Coupland, Canadian Author

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"Laughter can deflate almost any problem down to its proper size."

Richelle E. Goodrich, American Poet

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"I've accepted the fact I have mental illness but when my imaginary friends start calling me crazy that's where I draw the line."

Stanley Victor Paskavich, American Politician

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"Beware of giggle grins, they are highly contagious."

Richelle E. Goodrich, American Poet

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"I laugh for sheer medicinal purposes, because I feel I might die otherwise."

Richelle E. Goodrich, American Poet

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"Rest assured you make perfectly good nonsense. I understand you one-hundred-percent not at all."

Richelle E. Goodrich, American Poet

Humor, Nonsense, Truth, Wisdom

"Extolling the virtues of conservation of energy, Churchill advised, "Never stand when you can sit, and never sit when you can lie down."

Winston Churchill, English Statesman

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"Hey, guard! Ian hollered out loud. "Do you think we could get a bathroom break? The guard seemed to snicker as he pointed to the grass outside the cell. Eena smirked at how dead-on her thoughts had been after all. "Come on, Ian complained. "She can't do that, she's a girl. The soldier smiled wryly, a shrug communicating his indifference. Eena laughed in her mind. (I don't know what you think's so funny. You're the one who's gotta pee.) Oddly enough, that fact just made her laugh even more."

Richelle E. Goodrich, American Poet

Humor, Truth, Today, Power

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"Comparing what we're looking for misses the point. It's wanting to know that makes us matter. Otherwise we're going out the way we came in. That's why you can't believe in the afterlife, Valentine. Believe in the after, by all means, but not the life. Believe in God, the soul, the spirit, the infinite, believe in angels if you like, but not in the great celestial get-together for an exchange of views. If the answers are in the back of the book I can wait, but what a drag. Better to struggle on knowing that failure is final."

Inquiry

"Like almost everything else from the West, the Romantic Revolution arrived late in Russia."

Culture

"You can't treat royalty like people with normal perverted desires."

Society

"He could not put down a word without suspecting that it might be the wrong one and that if he held back for another day the intermediate experience would provide the right one. There was no end to that, and Moon fearfully glimpsed himself as a pure writer who after a lifetime of absolutely no output whatsoever, would prepare on his deathbed the single sentence which was the distillation of everything he had saved up, and die before he was able to utter it."

Art

"The bad end unhappily, the good unluckily. That is what tragedy means."

End

"The truth is, we value your company, for want of any other. We have been left so much to our own devices-after a while one welcomes the uncertainty of being left to other people's."

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"Uncertainty is the normal state."

Philosophy

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"Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee's smoke break."

"They lack suggestive power. And when a book lacks suggestive power, however hard it hits the surface of the mind it cannot penetrate within."

"I think that in the future, clocks won't say three o'clock anymore. They'll just get right to the point and rename three o'clock 'Pepsi.'"

"Laughter can deflate almost any problem down to its proper size."

"I've accepted the fact I have mental illness but when my imaginary friends start calling me crazy that's where I draw the line."

"Beware of giggle grins, they are highly contagious."

"I laugh for sheer medicinal purposes, because I feel I might die otherwise."

"Rest assured you make perfectly good nonsense. I understand you one-hundred-percent not at all."

"Extolling the virtues of conservation of energy, Churchill advised, "Never stand when you can sit, and never sit when you can lie down."

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"Life in a box is better than no life at all... I expect."

"Age is a very high price to pay for maturity."

"The media. It sounds like a convention of spiritualists."

"Like almost everything else from the West, the Romantic Revolution arrived late in Russia."

"You can't treat royalty like people with normal perverted desires."

"The bad end unhappily, the good unluckily. That is what tragedy means."

"The truth is, we value your company, for want of any other. We have been left so much to our own devices-after a while one welcomes the uncertainty of being left to other people's."

"Uncertainty is the normal state."