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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."
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"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."
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"Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one."
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"Jim Carrey, a comic genius, has a harder time overcoming the public's desire for him to be funny simply because he's so good at it."
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"I walked in thinking, 'I have ten movies under my belt and now they want me to go back to making commercials?' I said, if I do that, I want it to be funny."
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"It's funny how the music industry is enraged about the Internet and the way things are copied without being paid for. But you know why people steal the music? Because they can't afford the music."
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"This is going to sound really funny. I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall! I think every girl has a poster of him in their room so, why not join the club!"
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"Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry are two of the hottest girls in the world - and so normal and funny with it. If I was a few years older they are the kind of girls I'd like to date. I want a younger version of Cheryl and Katy - a mixture of the two would be hot."
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"People don't realize that I'm really funny and I'm an excellent bridge player."
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"Gentlemen, start your egos."
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"Even when I was in school shows, in elementary school doing plays, I'd always go off book and start improvising."
School

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
Men

"That's the thing about jazz: it's free flowing, it comes from your soul."
Soul

"Well, the way things are going, aside from wheat and auto parts, America's biggest export is now the Oscar."
America

"Nobody is more truthful when he's acting than De Niro."
Acting

"Change is such hard work."
Change

"From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that's what I had to do."
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"My granddaughter's birth has made me want to create things she will love."
Love

"I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right."
Funny
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