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"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"

"No, it's funny, when I eat out it's not typically in the kind of restaurants people might imagine."

"If I'm in something funny, I like to try and find some kind of serious line in it that people can relate to."
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"Well, the way things are going, aside from wheat and auto parts, America's biggest export is now the Oscar."

"Even when I was in school shows, in elementary school doing plays, I'd always go off book and start improvising."
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