"I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid."

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"Somebody help me, tell me where to go from here cause even Thugs cry, but do the Lord care?"

Tupac Shakur, American Musician

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"You celebrate what works and you take tender care of what doesn't, with lotion, polish, and kindness."

Anne Lamott, American Author

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"There are ways that we can manipulate the corporate media to talk about the issues that we care about."

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"Care keeps his watch in every old man's eye,And where care lodges, sleep will never lie."

William Shakespeare, English Dramatist

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"And that Michael Irvin would care more about his wardrobe than I would?"

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"Let me be clear - I want all Louisiana citizens to have choice - including the elderly and persons with disabilities - and their families - who rely on the state for their care."

Kathleen Blanco, American Politician

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"We tell the public which way the cat is jumping. The public will take care of the cat."

Arthur Hays Sulzberger, American Publisher

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"Care and diligence bring luck."

Thomas Fuller, English Clergyman

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"Be loving, be caring"

Debasish Mridha, American Author

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"My first care the following morning was, to devise some means of discovering the man in the grey cloak."

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"I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there."

Love

"People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are."

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"Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face."

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"As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything."

Government

"There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it."

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"Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures."

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"Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now."

America

"I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian."

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"I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck."

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"But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy."

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