"I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid."

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"To hate is to show you still care, who needs that, focus on what's really important."

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"In her head is war. All the time just war. I put her to bed. I bring peace to the world."

Darnell Lamont Walker, American Writer

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"Logic takes care of itself; all we have to do is to look and see how it does it."

Ludwig Wittgenstein, Austrian Philosopher

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"Just handle the books gently and you'll get along fine."

Patrick Rothfuss, Australian Athlete

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"You do so much for me, my friend. I am truly blessed to have the friendship of someone as amazing as you. You are part of my life."

Auliq Ice, Ugandan Economist

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"You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on your hands."

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"Care and diligence bring luck."

Thomas Fuller, English Clergyman

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"I don't really care how we done it, we done it."

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"I don't care what anybody says about me as long as it isn't true."

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"Your child should feel entitled to cry when you leave; crying is a natural thing for a child to do when she feels bad. The fact that your child cries when you go doesn't mean she will never like day care. It just means she wants you to stay."

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"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither."

Woman

"There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it."

Learning

"As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything."

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"That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever. I really enjoy their company just as people. You couldn't ask for a better work environment."

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"I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck."

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"Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better."

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"Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face."

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"When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show."

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