"I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid."

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"To hate is to show you still care, who needs that, focus on what's really important."

Henry Rollins, American Musician

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"In her head is war. All the time just war. I put her to bed. I bring peace to the world."

Darnell Lamont Walker, American Writer

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"Logic takes care of itself; all we have to do is to look and see how it does it."

Ludwig Wittgenstein, Austrian Philosopher

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"Just handle the books gently and you'll get along fine."

Patrick Rothfuss, Australian Athlete

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"You do so much for me, my friend. I am truly blessed to have the friendship of someone as amazing as you. You are part of my life."

Auliq Ice, Ugandan Economist

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"You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on your hands."

Hunter S. Thompson, American Journalist

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"Care and diligence bring luck."

Thomas Fuller, English Clergyman

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"I don't really care how we done it, we done it."

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"I don't care what anybody says about me as long as it isn't true."

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"Your child should feel entitled to cry when you leave; crying is a natural thing for a child to do when she feels bad. The fact that your child cries when you go doesn't mean she will never like day care. It just means she wants you to stay."

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"Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you."

Conservative

"Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there."

America

"I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I certainly don't think the government has to step in and set guidelines for how shows should be rated."

Government

"Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with."

Comedy

"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar."

Hate

"When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show."

Honor

"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither."

Woman

"When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then take a week off."

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"That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever. I really enjoy their company just as people. You couldn't ask for a better work environment."

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"Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures."

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