"How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand."

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"How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand."

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"They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed."

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