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"We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist."
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"Worry is the secret weapon perpetrated upon us by the dark forces of the world that lurk in the shape of fear, uncertainty, confusion, and loss.We, on the other hand, have our own secret weapon against these incorporeal fiends.It is laughter."

"Only laughter makes a man rich, but the laughter has to be blissful."

"I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose."

"When I was in kindergarten, I had one line in a little play. I said, I am Patrick Potato and this is my cousin, Mrs. Tomato, and I heard laughter. I wanted to be an actress from that moment on."

"Sometimes the craziest laugh in the world is the only one that will save your sanity."

"Ha ha ha ha! Tee-hee-hee!Mwa-ha mwa-ha!Kee kee kee!Ho ho ho ho! Haw-hee-haw! Heh heh heh heh!Gah guffaw! Hoo hoo hoo hoo!Hoi hoi-eee!Ba ha ha ha! Tsee tsee tsee!Giggle, titter,snicker, crow,laughter makesmy 'happy' grow!"
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"Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't, don't call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck."

"There was only one catch and that was Catch-22. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to."

"Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them."

"When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as "Catch-22" I'm tempted to reply, "Who has?""

"Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust upon them."
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