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"We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist."
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"I always knew looking back on my tears would bring me laughter, but I never knew looking back on my laughter would make me cry."
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"Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't, don't call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck."

"When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as "Catch-22" I'm tempted to reply, "Who has?""

"But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents."

"I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long."

"Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them."

"I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private individuals."

"Hungry Joe collected lists of fatal diseases and arranged them in alphabetical order so that he could put his finger without delay on any one he wanted to worry about."
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