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"The best of today lays a great foundation for tomorrow."

"Today, you can take an action that will lead you closer to your visions."
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"You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out."

"People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic."

"But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It's like anything else. It's a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever."

"There have been times in my life that I've had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years."

"The hardest that I've laughed at a movie was probably Team America. I laughed 'til I thought I was just gonna throw up. I almost had to turn it off."

"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
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