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"Tomorrow is a new day, begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense."
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"Write a daily gratitude."
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"The best of today lays a great foundation for tomorrow."
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"There is appointed time for every sacred event under the sun."
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"The time is now. What you have to do, do it now."
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"Time is irreplaceable asset."
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"Today is a sacred moment."
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"There is no rerun of life. Rejoice while breathe."
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"You have time to do what needs to be done."
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"The gift of today is the gift of time."
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"There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong."
Diet
"I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability."
Ability
"My goal is just to become a better comedian."
Goal
"Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin."
Skin
"There have been times in my life that I've had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years."
Life
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
Life
"Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane."
Death
"You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out."
First
"The hardest that I've laughed at a movie was probably Team America. I laughed 'til I thought I was just gonna throw up. I almost had to turn it off."
Thought
"You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered."
Truth
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