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"I always see things that I can improve. But frankly with Stripes, I'm surprised at how effective it is, even today, and how vibrant that movie is and how juicy the performances all are."
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"Never let yesterday use up too much of today."
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"Eddie Jordan found me all the drives. If I am with Tyrrell today, it is because Eddie was there."
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"A woman today is good, or she is bad, according to the way she does a thing - and not because of the thing itself."
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"Ventriloquism today is in a slump."
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"They teach anything in universities today. You can major in mud pies."
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"I'm here today because I hated everything else."
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"Tomorrow has not invited you yet, so LIVE for today! Tomorrow is near, yet so far away. Choose this day to smile, laugh, love unconditionally, and be happy within."
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"Don't let yesterday use up too much of today."
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"I'll have a different answer tomorrow that I do today."
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"You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered."
Truth
"My goal is just to become a better comedian."
Goal
"The hardest that I've laughed at a movie was probably Team America. I laughed 'til I thought I was just gonna throw up. I almost had to turn it off."
Thought
"The next time you have a thought... let it go."
Time
"There have been times in my life that I've had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years."
Life
"I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability."
Ability
"I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling."
Travel
"You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out."
First
"I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow."
Today
"But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It's like anything else. It's a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever."
Work
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