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"Come on, gentleman; let us drink to our stupidity."
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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
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"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
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"I went to the kitchen and felt-up the turkey."
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"I am alive because you want me to."
Existence

"Life before consciousness was like blank paper, so be it."
Existence

"Sickness awakens sadness sleeps- Moments of aloneness results into peace."
Solitude

"You are moving on the chariot of your desire whatever you are thinking is always right."
Desire

"Psychology is a subject of life, death, and in-betweens."
Psychology

"I am not protecting myself or preaching you my story, Reasons will be many but life will move on even in painful journey."
Life

"The echo of a red rose at the sunset, you decided to check out."
Nature

"LSD stands out for learning to slow down."
Mindfulness

"By 20, you should be smart. By 30, you should be strong. By 40, you should be rich. By 50, you should be wise. But if you are smart, strong, rich and wise, you don't need any age limits."
Growth

"There are some who deploy casual wisdom for the purpose of engaging."
Wisdom
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