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"I should curl up in a ball and cry. Instead i think about everything in the whole entire world that makes me angry - There is a lot, oh, there is a lot - and I start singing Justin Bieber at the top of my lungs."

"Don't panic. Are you sitting? You probably don't need to sit. Well, possibly. At least lean on something."

"Ma'am,' Augustus said, nodding toward her, 'your daughter's car has just been deservedly egged by a blind man. Please close the door and go back inside or we'll be forced to call the police.' After wavering for a moment, Monica's mom closed the door and disappeared."

"Don't ask for a girl's hand in marriage and forget to ask for her leg too."

"At this, Gansey rolled over onto his back and folded his hands on his chest. He wore a salmon polo shirt, which, in Blue's opinion, was far more hellish than anything they'd discussed to this point."
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"How you treat:-the mailman-the cashier-the garbage man-the usher-the custodian-the receptionist-the uber driversays A LOT about you."

"Don't stop believing,Don't be afraid of change,Don't underestimate yourself,Don't make excuses,Don't cheat yourself,Don't ever ever STOP!"

"There's no room for hate and violence in this world. We must learn to be more kind, compassionate, empathetic, and sympathetic to humanity."

"Dear God, Thank you for waking me up today and for your everlasting love and never ending mercy and for my blessed day ahead."

"7 Rules to a Happy Life: 1. Be humble 2. Don't worry 3. Don't settle for less 4. Mind your business 5. Work hard 6. Play hard 7. Be nice."

"Whether you choose to move on from your struggles and enjoy life or waddle in your misery, life will continue."

"There is no shortcut for hard work that leads to effectiveness. You must stay disciplined because most of the work is behind the scenes."

"Be the girl you want your daughter to be. Be the girl you want your son to date. Be classy, be smart, be real, but most importantly be nice."

"Don't spend your life wondering "what if" and worrying over something you have no control. What's done is done. Looking backwards will cause you to miss out on new blessings ahead. Move on."
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