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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
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"Unless you stop him. Perhaps next we meet.""You'll be just as annoying?" I guessed.He fixed my with those warm brown eyes. "Or perhaps you could bring me up to speed on those modern courtship rituals."I sat there stunned until he gave me a glimpse of a smile-just enough to let me know he was teasing. Then he disappeared."Oh, very funny!" I yelled."
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"Papa, potatoes, poultry, prunes and prism, are all very good words for the lips."
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"Laughter is carbonated holiness."
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"Well, I said, "you obviously have some power. You chased off those hooligans with rotten fruit. Perhaps you have banana-kinesis? Or you can control garbage? I once knew a Roman goddess, Cloacina, who presided over the city's sewer system. Perhaps you're related? Meg pouted. I got the impression I might have said something wrong, though I couldn't imagine what."
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"Freedom of Speech doesn't justify online bullying. Words have power, be careful how you use them."
Awareness

"Never give up hope. All things are working for your good. One day, you'll look back on everything you've been through and thank God for it."
Perseverance

"Twitter is a vessel that we can use to share #positivity to others through our timeline one tweet at a time."
Social

"If it comes, let it come. If it goes, it's ok, let it go. Let things come and go. Stay calm, don't let anything disturb your peace, and carry on."
Peace

"If you are on social media, and you are not learning, not laughing, not being inspired or not networking, then you are using it wrong."
Social

"Be encouraged. Hold your head up high and know God is in control and has a plan for you. Instead of focusing on all the bad, be thankful for all the good."
Faith

"When you start loving yourself and respecting your time and energy, things will change. Get to know your worth, and your value will go up."
Self-Care

"I can't change you and you can't change me, but together we can work to change the world."
Change

"Book sense makes sense because someone has gone through it before and able to share it with you. Your job is to listen and discern."
Knowledge

"Be kind. We never know what people are going through. Give grace and mercy because one day your circumstance could change and you may need it."
Compassion
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