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"They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days."
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"Often people display a curious respect for a man drunk, rather like the respect of simple races for the insane... There is something awe-inspiring in one who has lost all inhibitions."
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"The last resort of kings, the cannonball. The last resort of the people, the paving stone."
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"It is not true that people are naturally equal for no two people can be together for even a half an hour without one acquiring an evident superiority over the other."
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"There are bad people who would be less dangerous if they were quite devoid of goodness."
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"I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal."
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"There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating - people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing."
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"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones."
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"Some people break promises for the pleasure of breaking them."
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"I do give books as gifts sometimes, when people would rather have one than a new Ferrari."
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"If something in your writing gives support to people in their lives, that's more than just entertainment-which is what we writers all struggle to do, to touch people."
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"Lake Wobegon, the little town that time forgot and the decades cannot improve."
Time
"A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together."
Christian
"Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough."
Life
"It was luxuries like air conditioning that brought down the Roman Empire. With air conditioning their windows were shut, they couldn't hear the barbarians coming."
Society
"Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people."
Time
"A book is a gift you can open again and again."
Literature
"They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days."
People
"God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny."
Fun
"A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it."
Beauty
"A good newspaper is never nearly good enough but a lousy newspaper is a joy forever."
Joy
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