"I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'"

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"A boy is not free to find a partner of his own as long as he must be the partner to his mother."

Frank Pittman, American Psychiatrist

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"Few misfortunes can befall a boy which bring worse consequence than to have a really affectionate mother."

W. Somerset Maugham, British Playwright

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"Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother."

Oprah Winfrey, American Entertainer

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"A child born to a Black mother in a state like Mississippi... has exactly the same rights as a white baby born to the wealthiest person in the United States. It's not true, but I challenge anyone to say it is not a goal worth working for."

Thurgood Marshall, American Judge

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"When my mother signed at MGM, that was the only kind of contract you could sign. There was no such thing as an independent agent."

Lorna Luft, American Actress

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"What a mother sings to the cradle goes all the way down to the coffin."

Henry Ward Beecher, American Clergyman

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"My mother-in-law was with me during all four of my births and when she was sitting next to me holding my hand during the cesareans, well, I craved that."

Patricia Heaton, American Actress

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"My mother taught me to read."

Fiona Shaw, Irish Actress

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"I praticed making faces in the mirror and it would drive my mother crazy. She used to scare me by saying that I was going to see the devil if I kept looking in the mirror. That fascinated me even more, of course."

Jim Carrey, Canadian Comedian

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"So, babies are taken from their mothers because they get temporarily insane and it's not the mother's fault. This is the thing: they shouldn't feel ashamed. They didn't cause this. It is not something they did to themselves."

Marie Osmond, American Musician

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"A boy is not free to find a partner of his own as long as he must be the partner to his mother."

"Few misfortunes can befall a boy which bring worse consequence than to have a really affectionate mother."

"Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother."

"A child born to a Black mother in a state like Mississippi... has exactly the same rights as a white baby born to the wealthiest person in the United States. It's not true, but I challenge anyone to say it is not a goal worth working for."

"When my mother signed at MGM, that was the only kind of contract you could sign. There was no such thing as an independent agent."

"What a mother sings to the cradle goes all the way down to the coffin."

"My mother-in-law was with me during all four of my births and when she was sitting next to me holding my hand during the cesareans, well, I craved that."

"My mother taught me to read."

"I praticed making faces in the mirror and it would drive my mother crazy. She used to scare me by saying that I was going to see the devil if I kept looking in the mirror. That fascinated me even more, of course."

"So, babies are taken from their mothers because they get temporarily insane and it's not the mother's fault. This is the thing: they shouldn't feel ashamed. They didn't cause this. It is not something they did to themselves."

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"I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio."

"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present."

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"I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor."

"She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven."