"I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'"

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"A mother's love is more beautiful than any fresh flower."

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"But in my own particular case, there was something that happened when I became a mother. Whenever in the news I saw an example of a child being abused or mistreated, my response went from being appalled to being physically revolted."

"Until I got married, when I used to go out, my mother said good bye to me as though I was emigrating."

"I used my mother's radio as a PA system. I'd take the telephone, the speaking part, and take those two leads off and lead them into the radio and the sound would come out of the speaker."

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"Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'."

"If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor."