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"After one and a half cocktails, finding the appropriate response is a bit of a challenge. I finally say, 'Thank you for inviting me,' and leave the less desirable 'Want to play strip poker?' in the unscrupulous part of my brain where it belongs."
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"It is the restraint of patience that yields the magnificent in life."
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Personal Development
"It is comic that a mentally disordered man picks up any piece of granite and carries it around because he thinks it is money, and in the same way it is comic that Don Juan has 1,003 mistresses, for the number simply indicates that they have no value. Therefore, one should stay within one's means in the use of the word "love"."
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Personal Development
"Wearing your feelings on your sleeve will end up being a chip on your shoulder."
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Personal Development
"I like restraint, if it doesn't go too far."
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"It was hard to listen to her all the time without getting to say anything back."
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Personal Development
"Woe to him who offends a patient man who has just reached his limit."
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"The line from Pulp Fiction-the one Samuel L. Jackson shouts at John Travolta as they're trying to wash blood off their hands-pops into my head: 'I used the same soap you did and when I dried my hands, the towel didn't look like no fuckin' maxi-pad!' I almost-almost-share this most quotable of cinematic quotes with him, when I remember it contains The Word. You know: 'maxi-pad."
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Personal Development
"The less said the better."
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"The place where we don't agree is on whether there should be some restraint on insurance companies and whether they should be allowed to run wild. We believe there should be some restraint; some on the other side don't think so."
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"Honesty is the best policy. But insanity is a hell of a lot more effective in court. So your set, McMullen."
Pragmatism
"Love makes the world go around, but so does a gallon of vodka and a box of Cuban cigars."
Love
"Just remember this, Missy, escargot ain't nothin' but snails with their noses stuck in the air."
Humor
"Lust and love. They both put a fire in your damn shorts."
Desire
"He who laughs loudest has a high probability of being extremely inebriated."
Humor
"There is no greater hell than realizing you're in love with the guy you hate."
Conflict
"Maybe knowledge is power, but it ain't nearly as as satisfying as punching some smart ass in the chops."
Irony
"Dating--the socially accepted alternative to the rack."
Dating
"It'd hardly be worth having a brother at all, if you couldn't smack him in the head every once in a while."
Brotherhood
"You're gonna sit down. You're gonna shut up. And by the grace of God Almighty, I ain't gonna kill you."
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