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"Since when has corruption everywhere, homes, streets, offices, become a Nigerian factor."

"The change the world needs is not in the hand of everyone who is alive. It is in the works of those who deliberately contribute to make it a better place."

"To really change the world, we have to help people change the way they see things."
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"I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments."

"Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel."

"The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves."

"Here's a little known fact - Arnold is the first body builder to run for governor since Janet Reno."

"We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy. But Clinton now is working very hard. He has sent a letter of apology to the Chinese. And, he's also given them a gift certificate for future nuclear secrets."

"No one knows if Saddam is still alive. They keep showing old footage of him on TV saying that it's live. You know, it's like the same thing we do with Dick Cheney."
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