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"I am so excited to extend myself behind the scenes as a designer and to - as my father puts it - finally have a real job."
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"My dad says I could sing before I could talk, if that's possible. I was always humming and things like that."
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"My father is the jailhouse. My father is your system... I am only what you made me. I am only a reflection of you."
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"The moment my doctor told me, I went silent. My mum and dad were with me, then we all went to pieces. I was saying, No, I've got my flight to Sydney in two hours. I'm getting on a plane."
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"My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker."
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"When a father gives to his son, both laugh; when a son gives to his father, both cry."
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"I'm just as insufferable and useless as every other dad is. The dynamic never changes, no matter what you do for a living."
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"I used to annoy my father by telling him how much I felt luck was with me."
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"The patriot blood of my father was warm in my veins."
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"I'll never forget my father's response when I told him I wanted to be a lawyer. He said, 'If you do this, no man will ever want you.'"
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"I am now a turtle. Virtually everything I own is on my back and suffice it to say I am one ton lighter and therefore 2,000 pounds happier. All houses are gone."
Houses
"My goal is to be remembered as a human being and as a great performer."
Goal
"I have worked with a great many comedians as opposed to comics, although I have worked with comics as well, I make the distinction."
Comedians
"The Democratic Party of California is ready to sponsor me. All I have to do is find the right office to run for."
Office
"Nearly everything I do is part of a master plan to make me the most important entertainer in the world."
World
"I want to make it faster than anyone has ever made it before. I'd like to be a legend by the time I'm 25."
Time
"I realized that I needed to be anonymous on the street and somebody else on the stage. I had tried to put my street self on the stage, but what they want is an actor on stage."
Actor
"There are certain times I don't want my picture taken. If my wife's stepping out of a car and it looks like it's going to come out an indecent picture, don't I have a right to object?"
Car
"Sure my career means a hell of a lot, but it will never come before Sandy and my son."
Son
"I don't care if I never do another TV show in my life."
Life
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