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"You eventually get used to looking at girls picking their leotards out of their bums and that sort of stuff."
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"Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand."
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"Now I know why guys like to hug girls. You guys just want to cop a feel. I can't believe that I've fallen for it all these years!"
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"Only the mad girls chase me, I think."
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"There were a few 6th form girls that I got with when I was I the 6th form, they were really nice, so that was cool."
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"I've always felt so different from how I look. I meet so many pretty girls who are like, 'Here I am! Don't you want me because I look good?' That concept is so weird to me. I want to know, 'What else do you have going on?'"
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"My biggest problem in middle school was catty girls, cliques, and trying to figure out if I wanted to be a part of one of those, just figuring out who I was and all that."
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"You don't have to listen to those mean girls. They're just there to make you upset and make you feel bad about yourself. And you know, inside, they feel bad about themselves too. But they don't wanna admit it to anybody."
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"I'm getting better now, but I used to be incredibly awkward with girls. I think any guy who says 'I've never had an awkward moment with a girl' is a liar."
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"Most girls don't know what to do with what they've got."
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"I'm glad I haven't married - I crave excitement."
Excitement
"It's been a rollercoaster life but it hasn't been boring."
Life
"I allowed the scriptwriter to come to my parties for research and it's a good thing he did otherwise I don't think Personal Services would've been so good."
Research
"Every time we had a raid, I'd get a boyfriend out of it."
Time
"If men want sex they'll find it."
Men
"Once the film came out everyone wanted me, including George Michael."
Film
"By 1980, when I came out of prison, The Sun did a campaign to stop putting vice girls in prison. We've talked about it ever since and nothing has been done about it."
Girls
"I think all old folk's homes should have striptease. If I ran one I'd have a striptease every week."
Folk
"I always seemed to fall in love with policemen."
Love
"Like I said in my election manifesto - why don't they legalise the whole thing and let people like me work?"
Work
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