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George Carlin

"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck."

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"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck."

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"The Soul is the voice of the body's interests."

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"Her little butterfly soul fluttered incessantly between memory and dubious expectation."

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"Disappointment is a sort of bankruptcy - the bankruptcy of a soul that expends too much in hope and expectation."

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"The man who is always worrying about whether or not his soul would be damned generally has a soul that isn't worth a damn."

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"There is no faculty of the human soul so persistent and universal as that of hatred."

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"A soul is but the last bubble of a long fermentation in the world."

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"Walk neither faster nor slower than your own soul, because it is your soul that will teach you the usefulness of each step you take."

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"One who sees the Supersoul accompanying the individual soul in all bodies and who understands that neither the soul nor the Supersoul is ever destroyed, actually sees."

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"The human body is the best picture of the human soul."

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"Man has set for himself the goal of conquering the world but in the processes loses his soul."

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