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"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck."
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"The human being is a most curious creature. He thinks he has got one soul, and he has got dozens."
"If you're losing your soul and you know it, then you've still got a soul left to lose."
"The soul, fortunately, has an interpreter - often an unconscious, but still a truthful interpreter - in the eye."
"The most beautiful rainbow is the one inside your soul."
"Her little butterfly soul fluttered incessantly between memory and dubious expectation."
"Things of themselves cannot touch the soul at all. They have no entry to the soul, and cannot turn or move it. The soul alone turns and moves itself, making all externals presented to it cohere with the judgements it thinks worthy of itself."
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"I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect."
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"It was my uncle who taught me about the birds and the bees. He sat me down one day and said, 'Remember this, George, the birds fuck the bees.' Then he told me he once banged a girl so hard her freckles came off."
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