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"I made enough money to buy a house. That's crazy, but fame proved ephemeral."
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"There's a correlation between the number of digits on a man's bank balance, and, the number of things that his woman is willing to forgive him for."
"The Bible does not say money is the root of all evil; it says the love of money is the root of all kinds of evil. A poor man who, in his heart, worships the idea of being rich is more vulnerable to its evils than a rich man who has a heart to use it all for the Lord."
"Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money."
"Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated."
"You cannot spend money in luxury without doing good to the poor. Nay, you do more good to them by spending it in luxury, than by giving it; for by spending it in luxury, you make them exert industry, whereas by giving it, you keep them idle."
"Because people have no thoughts to deal in, they deal cards, and try and win one another's money. Idiots!"
"If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them."
"Among other possibilities, money was invented to make it possible for a foolish man to control wise men; a weak man, strong men; a child, old men; an ignorant man, knowledgeable men; and for a dwarf to control giants."
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"I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad."
"I didn't have any concept of age or authority. I remember realising, Oh, the world has rules and we don't."
"Every job I've ever gotten has been an accident. All the jobs I actually go after, I don't get."
"My Dad was so open creatively that I was off in search of black turtleneck bathing suits with long sleeves."
"How strange, when your father's wearing women's clothes and platform shoes, that a pair of loafers looks incredible."
"Your own experience keeps taking you towards something. My book adds the hope that it's a better something."
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