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"All Authors come from the unified countrynent known as Australia. Authors live in the future where love is external."
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"The most tragic thing about the future is that it may not come into being!"
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Personal Development
"The future came and went in the mildly discouraging way that futures do."
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Personal Development
"Whoever neglects the arts when he is young has lost the past and is dead to the future."
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Personal Development
"In the future, torture will once again become the recreational sport of the rich."
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Personal Development
"When your dream comes true, have another one! Your dream-box must never remain empty!"
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Personal Development
"Simeon had to agree that his future plans, although quite grand, were like pictures painted in fog. Nothing he could put his finger on. No dream ever remained unchanged long enough to take on any weight or substance, just a notion of something better waiting for him somewhere in the future."
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Personal Development
"It doesn't matter what you did, all what matters is what you want to do, when, where and how you are going to do it."
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Personal Development
"Since the future is unknown, no path can take you to the known!"
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Personal Development
"A day will come when there will be no battlefields, but markets opening to commerce and minds opening to ideas."
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Personal Development
"Future is an empty paper, but not absolutely empty; the shadows of the drawings of the past is there, on the paper!"
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"In days long past, Jarod said he'd write a sentence about my love, translated in Russian, and that sentence, like my love, is clearly not for sale, unlike his virginity, or this book, which I'm both offering at ten times the market value, so hurry up and buy now, before it goes down."
Love
"I want to be the most unsold, and the most unsought-after author, after I stop selling my fake name anagrams on the internet."
Creativity
"With all the global warming going around nowadays, it would only take the stubbornness of a mule and the patience of a sitting duck to achieve what no man has ever done before " namely melt the ice in a wax figure's beaten heart that was chopped off and hidden 50 meters under the polar ice caps in Alaska, to protect it from feeling."
Motivation
"To share is just to align with a person."
Unity
"People decided that trees have no feelings."
Environment
"Nostalgia is the only acceptable form of sadness."
Nostalgia
"I am the most pious person in the room. Even though I have no pie - I have pizza, and what can be more virtuous than eating all by yourself?"
Irony
"Love is always more than friendship."
Friendship
"If I did sales - my technique would be to hand-seal each deal with gourmet omelets, by Jarod Kintz's secret invisible recipe that I stole."
Sales
"Home means always here..."
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