"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."

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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."

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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."

Will Rogers, American Actor

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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."

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"Jim Carrey, a comic genius, has a harder time overcoming the public's desire for him to be funny simply because he's so good at it."

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"It's funny how the music industry is enraged about the Internet and the way things are copied without being paid for. But you know why people steal the music? Because they can't afford the music."

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"This is going to sound really funny. I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall! I think every girl has a poster of him in their room so, why not join the club!"

Vanessa Hudgens, American Actress

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"People don't realize that I'm really funny and I'm an excellent bridge player."

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"I come from a background of hanging out with friends and shooting videos with them, with funny stuff coming out of the group. I guess we got the same charge jocks get out of sports."

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"I'm a sucker for a funny script. And then, as soon as I don't wanna be, one comes along and grabs me."

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