"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."

Funny, Life, Congress

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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."

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"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."

W. Somerset Maugham, British Playwright

Funny, Life

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"

Isaac Asimov, American Scientist

Funny, Science

"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."

George Bernard Shaw, Irish Dramatist

Funny, Life, People

"That's something - you laugh about Eminem... It's funny, man, because I didn't like him when he first came out, ya know. It seemed like a big joke. But I think the guy's for real, and I like his lyrics!"

Alan Vega, American Musician

Funny, First, Man

"Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it."

Mike Judge, American Producer

Funny, Life

"My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not."

Anna Held, Polish Entertainer

Funny, People, Dogs

"I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet."

Bob Saget, American Actor

Funny, Audiences, Comedy

"I remember nearly having a fit of the giggles during the reading because dear Daniel was SO respectful and serious and I was finding the whole situation funny because I was speaking to his profile."

Madeleine Stowe, American Actress

Funny, Reading

"It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up."

Dan Castellaneta, American Actor

Funny, Job

"Movies either work or they don't work and they're either funny or they're not and we work very hard. To achieve that kind of work is really kind of delicate stitching."

Ivan Reitman, Canadian Actor

Funny, Movies, Work

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"In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing."

People, Hollywood, Writing

"If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them."

Money, Advertising

"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."

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"When you put down the good things you ought to have done and leave out the bad things you did do - well that's memoirs."

Writing, Truth, Memory, Selective

"Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do."

People, Man, Vote

"I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts."

Government, Facts, Jokes

"Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if you just sit there."

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"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"

"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."

"That's something - you laugh about Eminem... It's funny, man, because I didn't like him when he first came out, ya know. It seemed like a big joke. But I think the guy's for real, and I like his lyrics!"

"Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it."

"My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not."

"I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet."

"I remember nearly having a fit of the giggles during the reading because dear Daniel was SO respectful and serious and I was finding the whole situation funny because I was speaking to his profile."

"It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up."

"Movies either work or they don't work and they're either funny or they're not and we work very hard. To achieve that kind of work is really kind of delicate stitching."

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"In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing."

"If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them."

"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."

"When you put down the good things you ought to have done and leave out the bad things you did do - well that's memoirs."

"Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects."

"Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction."

"Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff."

"Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do."

"I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts."

"Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if you just sit there."