"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."

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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."

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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."

Will Rogers, American Actor

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"I wish I had a funny story."

Leslie Easterbrook, American Actress

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"The reason I turn down 99% of a hundred, I mean a thousand, scripts is because romantic comedies are often very romantic but seldom very funny."

Hugh Grant, English Actor

Funny, Reason, Romantic

"I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny."

Nora Dunn, American Actress

Funny, Thought, Being

"When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown."

Nora Dunn, American Actress

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"Jim Carrey, a comic genius, has a harder time overcoming the public's desire for him to be funny simply because he's so good at it."

Ben Stiller, American Comedian

Funny, Time, Genius, Desire

"I don't think know if anything's going to translate anywhere. You're making a movie, you hope it's going to be funny, you can't think about how it's going to go over."

Ben Stiller, American Comedian

Funny, Hope

"What's funny is my husband doesn't have any tattoos at all, so he must be the very conservative one."

Ashley Scott, American Actress

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"I think it's so funny when people think they can't control a movie star. They can. We're just women, you know."

Esther Williams, American Actress

Funny, Women, People, Control

"When you're out of sight for as long as I was, there's a funny feeling of betrayal that comes over people when they see you again."

Esther Williams, American Actress

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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."

"I wish I had a funny story."

"The reason I turn down 99% of a hundred, I mean a thousand, scripts is because romantic comedies are often very romantic but seldom very funny."

"I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny."

"When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown."

"Jim Carrey, a comic genius, has a harder time overcoming the public's desire for him to be funny simply because he's so good at it."

"I don't think know if anything's going to translate anywhere. You're making a movie, you hope it's going to be funny, you can't think about how it's going to go over."

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"Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far."

"Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week."

"If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing."

"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."

"Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction."

"I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times."

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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."