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"A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary."

"The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference."

"We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion."

"Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure."
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