"I'd so much rather people think I was funny than pretty."

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"I'd so much rather people think I was funny than pretty."

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"Billy Crystal knows how to make people laugh. He's got 30 years on stage... there's no telling him what's funny."

Harold Ramis, American Actor

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"Of course, the wind sort of swept up and the music was flying around in mid air and they were trying to play off it. You had to be there. It was quite funny."

Roy Wood, English Musician

Funny, Music, Flying, Play

"That's something - you laugh about Eminem... It's funny, man, because I didn't like him when he first came out, ya know. It seemed like a big joke. But I think the guy's for real, and I like his lyrics!"

Alan Vega, American Musician

Funny, First, Man

"Chris Hemsworth is like Christopher Reeve in that he can do two things: he can wear a big red cape without a shred of self-consciousness. But he's also funny as hell, and he's so sweet. So with all the fish-out-of-water stuff, he's so funny. So he does almost two jobs in a way."

Tom Hiddleston, English Actor

Funny, Fish, Hell, Jobs

"It's funny when someone says to you 'you're hot' and all that, because I don't think of it in that way."

Kate Winslet, British Actress

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"It's upsetting that it is such a big deal. I wish it weren't an issue all the time. It's funny that people say it's a departure, because I've been acting since I was a child. I've played three gay roles out of hundreds."

Randy Harrison, American Actor

Funny, Time, People, Acting

"I like reading Ball Tongue lyrics and all that stuff. And they published a book, and I wouldn't give my lyrics, and it's all wrong in the book, and I giggle. It's funny."

Jonathan Davis, American Musician

Funny, Reading, Tongue, Wrong

"Same thing, like my commercials are often times really funny because I tend to find 30 seconds is a really good amount of time to tell a joke."

Alex Winter, American Actor

Funny, Time

"My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not."

Anna Held, Polish Entertainer

Funny, People, Dogs

"It's funny, though, because when I first started going to races after we met, I was extremely nervous. It's like being backstage and hoping you don't trip over something or break an amp or accidentally speak into a live microphone, so I was really hesitant."

Ashley Judd, American Actress

Funny, Being, First

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"I really came out to L.A. to take the money and run."

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"If you love it, and work really hard at it, it will really happen, I believe. I'm living proof."

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"I've always just gone with the best role, and I don't care if it's in theater, film or television."

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"My way was not to be the petite, gorgeous, little cheerleader. My way of getting by was making people laugh."

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"I was voted Biggest Ham and Likeliest to Become a Celebrity."

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"And to be different is great. You don't want to be the same."

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"May I say, if you were suddenly put into a woman's body, wouldn't you be slightly interested in your breasts, and why people look at certain parts of you, and why certain parts move like they do?"

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"Billy Crystal knows how to make people laugh. He's got 30 years on stage... there's no telling him what's funny."

"Of course, the wind sort of swept up and the music was flying around in mid air and they were trying to play off it. You had to be there. It was quite funny."

"That's something - you laugh about Eminem... It's funny, man, because I didn't like him when he first came out, ya know. It seemed like a big joke. But I think the guy's for real, and I like his lyrics!"

"Chris Hemsworth is like Christopher Reeve in that he can do two things: he can wear a big red cape without a shred of self-consciousness. But he's also funny as hell, and he's so sweet. So with all the fish-out-of-water stuff, he's so funny. So he does almost two jobs in a way."

"It's funny when someone says to you 'you're hot' and all that, because I don't think of it in that way."

"It's upsetting that it is such a big deal. I wish it weren't an issue all the time. It's funny that people say it's a departure, because I've been acting since I was a child. I've played three gay roles out of hundreds."

"I like reading Ball Tongue lyrics and all that stuff. And they published a book, and I wouldn't give my lyrics, and it's all wrong in the book, and I giggle. It's funny."

"Same thing, like my commercials are often times really funny because I tend to find 30 seconds is a really good amount of time to tell a joke."

"My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not."

"It's funny, though, because when I first started going to races after we met, I was extremely nervous. It's like being backstage and hoping you don't trip over something or break an amp or accidentally speak into a live microphone, so I was really hesitant."

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"I spent 10 years in New York doing theater."

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"I've always just gone with the best role, and I don't care if it's in theater, film or television."

"My way was not to be the petite, gorgeous, little cheerleader. My way of getting by was making people laugh."

"I was voted Biggest Ham and Likeliest to Become a Celebrity."

"And to be different is great. You don't want to be the same."

"May I say, if you were suddenly put into a woman's body, wouldn't you be slightly interested in your breasts, and why people look at certain parts of you, and why certain parts move like they do?"