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Kristen Johnston

"I'd so much rather people think I was funny than pretty."

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A.E. Samaan

"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."

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A.E. Samaan

"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."

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A.E. Samaan

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"

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"A lot of the tabloid stories are written so well, they're very clever and very funny. But you have to focus on what's really important and not read them - don't dive into it and don't get caught up in it."

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A.E. Samaan

"My friend had a funny remark; he told me everybody has something - some people have a big butt, some people are insecure and at least you know what it is, even if it's a lump on your head. I know I have a lump on my head."

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A.E. Samaan

"Things that go on at Happy Times are very funny this year, and if you were watching last year, some of the people you saw then as basically extras emerge as real characters in their own right this season, at least to some degree."

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A.E. Samaan

"But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know."

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A.E. Samaan

"Shirley MacLaine said, You're so funny, then gave me a hug. Everything went white. I couldn't hear, I couldn't see. I thought I was going to pass out."

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A.E. Samaan

"The funny thing about commercials to me is that many of them now don't even mention the product until the very end. You don't really know what the commercial is all about. They're kind of like little movies, like shorts, and that's why I think they're so entertaining."

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A.E. Samaan

"And of course Marc Cherry heightens it and makes it hilarious. But there's so many universal themes in the show, and he made it so funny. We knew he was onto something if he could keep it up and, thankfully, he did."

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Kristen Johnston
"I was voted Biggest Ham and Likeliest to Become a Celebrity."

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Kristen Johnston
"I was born in Washington, D.C., and I was raised in Milwaukee."

Washington

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Kristen Johnston
"I spent 10 years in New York doing theater."

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Kristen Johnston
"To actually be allowed to be beautiful is a total first for me."

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Kristen Johnston
"I want to play a Disney villainess so badly."

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Kristen Johnston
"I was a full foot taller than any child my age."

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Kristen Johnston
"And to be different is great. You don't want to be the same."

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Kristen Johnston
"I've always just gone with the best role, and I don't care if it's in theater, film or television."

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Kristen Johnston
"My way was not to be the petite, gorgeous, little cheerleader. My way of getting by was making people laugh."

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Kristen Johnston
"I like people-watching and fading into crowds."

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