"I'd so much rather people think I was funny than pretty."

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"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."

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"I remember nearly having a fit of the giggles during the reading because dear Daniel was SO respectful and serious and I was finding the whole situation funny because I was speaking to his profile."

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"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"

"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."

"That's something - you laugh about Eminem... It's funny, man, because I didn't like him when he first came out, ya know. It seemed like a big joke. But I think the guy's for real, and I like his lyrics!"

"Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it."

"My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not."

"I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet."

"I remember nearly having a fit of the giggles during the reading because dear Daniel was SO respectful and serious and I was finding the whole situation funny because I was speaking to his profile."

"James Caan told me at the end of filming 'Elf' that he had been waiting through the whole film for me to be funny - and I never was."

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