"I'd so much rather people think I was funny than pretty."

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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."

Will Rogers, American Actor

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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."

Will Rogers, American Actor

Funny, Life, Congress

"Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one."

Jimmy Fallon, American Comedian

Funny, Land

"Jim Carrey, a comic genius, has a harder time overcoming the public's desire for him to be funny simply because he's so good at it."

Ben Stiller, American Comedian

Funny, Time, Genius, Desire

"I walked in thinking, 'I have ten movies under my belt and now they want me to go back to making commercials?' I said, if I do that, I want it to be funny."

Orlando Jones, American Comedian

Funny, Movies, Now, Thinking

"It's funny how the music industry is enraged about the Internet and the way things are copied without being paid for. But you know why people steal the music? Because they can't afford the music."

Tom Petty, American Musician

Funny, Music, People, Being

"This is going to sound really funny. I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall! I think every girl has a poster of him in their room so, why not join the club!"

Vanessa Hudgens, American Actress

Funny, Sound

"People don't realize that I'm really funny and I'm an excellent bridge player."

Sheryl Crow, American Musician

Funny, People

"I come from a background of hanging out with friends and shooting videos with them, with funny stuff coming out of the group. I guess we got the same charge jocks get out of sports."

Michael Patrick Jann, American Actor

Funny, Sports, Friends

"I'm a sucker for a funny script. And then, as soon as I don't wanna be, one comes along and grabs me."

Meg Ryan, American Actress

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"But this show reminds me that there are other aspects to me besides the fact that I'm a funny chick."

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"I want to play a Disney villainess so badly."

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"I was voted Biggest Ham and Likeliest to Become a Celebrity."

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"I've always just gone with the best role, and I don't care if it's in theater, film or television."

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"When you're that tall, people talk about it all the time."

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"I spent 10 years in New York doing theater."

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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."

"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."

"Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one."

"Jim Carrey, a comic genius, has a harder time overcoming the public's desire for him to be funny simply because he's so good at it."

"I walked in thinking, 'I have ten movies under my belt and now they want me to go back to making commercials?' I said, if I do that, I want it to be funny."

"It's funny how the music industry is enraged about the Internet and the way things are copied without being paid for. But you know why people steal the music? Because they can't afford the music."

"This is going to sound really funny. I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall! I think every girl has a poster of him in their room so, why not join the club!"

"People don't realize that I'm really funny and I'm an excellent bridge player."

"I come from a background of hanging out with friends and shooting videos with them, with funny stuff coming out of the group. I guess we got the same charge jocks get out of sports."

"I'm a sucker for a funny script. And then, as soon as I don't wanna be, one comes along and grabs me."

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"And to be different is great. You don't want to be the same."

"To actually be allowed to be beautiful is a total first for me."

"I'd so much rather people think I was funny than pretty."

"But this show reminds me that there are other aspects to me besides the fact that I'm a funny chick."

"I want to play a Disney villainess so badly."

"I was voted Biggest Ham and Likeliest to Become a Celebrity."

"I've always just gone with the best role, and I don't care if it's in theater, film or television."

"When you're that tall, people talk about it all the time."

"I really came out to L.A. to take the money and run."

"I spent 10 years in New York doing theater."