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"The stupidest man I ever met had a favourite saying. It was: 'What do you think I am, stupid, or something?"
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"If it weren't for the last minute nothing would get done."
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"And if I talk to him, I'll say something wrong, give something away. I can feel it coming, a betrayal of myself."
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"God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude!Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!"
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"I always try to cheer myself up by singing when i get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems."
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"When you love someone, you don't care that she ate your sandwich. You only hope she found it delicious."
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"Looking for a wife is like fishing; before you go, make sure you don't have a hole in your net."
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"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly."
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"Using a metaphor in front of a man as unimaginative as Ridcully was like ared flag to a bu... was like putting something very annoying in front ofsomeone who was annoyed by it."
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"You'd be surprised how many people in the modern age no longer fear zombies as much as teletubies."
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"Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers."
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"Helping othersI order you to assist any oppressed person, whether he is a Moslem or not."
Justice


"If you cannot laugh frequently and genuinely, you have no soul."
Joy


"EPITAPH OF JALALUDIN RUMI. When we are dead, seek not our tomb in the earth, but find it in the hearts of men."
Legacy


"You cannot change reality by ignoring it."
Reality


"Humility cannot be taught by propaganda, though slavery can. Shouting for humility is a form of arrogance. One of my most abiding recollections is of a priest at a religious occasion once roaring, in the most threatening way imaginable: 'O our Lord God, we most humbly pray!'Real humility is not always the same as apparent humility. Remember that fighting against self-conceit is still fighting: and that it will tend to suppress it temporarily. It does not cure anything.Remember, too, that humility itself does not bring an automatic reward: it is a means to an end. It enables a person to operate in a certain manner."
Morality


"Sufism is education, in that it has a body of knowledge which it transmits to those who have not got it."
Spiritual


"A short time in the presence of the Friends (the Sufis) is better than a hundred years' sincere, obedient dedication."
Friendship


"Words, they say, are the food of minds. But, like other foods, they can do little by themselves."
Communication


"The heart of the wise person is a mirror to the world."
Wisdom


"You have to learn to look at things in a new way."
Perspective
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