"The future is a teenage crackhead who makes shit up as he goes along."

Uncertainty, Future, Chaos, Humor

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"The future is a teenage crackhead who makes shit up as he goes along."

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"We are not certain we are never certain."

Albert Camus, French Philosopher

Uncertainty, Knowledge, Awareness, Existence

"Sure, she said, and hugged the laptop bag closer. "What could go wrong?Michael's eyes flashed to meet hers in the rearview mirror.Besides everything, I mean, she said."

Rachel Caine, Canadian Actress

Uncertainty, Risk, Technology, Doubt, Fear

"One wanders to the left, another to the right. Both are equally in error, but, are seduced by different delusions."

Horace, Roman Poet

Uncertainty, Error, Right

"I really don't know what's the best for you and for all out there."

Deyth Banger, American Blogger

Uncertainty, Regret, Truth, Wisdom, Life

"Not all questions can be answered."

Edward Abbey, American Author

Uncertainty, Mystery, Question, Limit, Knowledge

"There's a non-existent peace in the uncertain quietness."

Fernando Pessoa, Portuguese Author

Uncertainty, Peace, Silence, Illusion

"Ever since the day of the mistake with my Match. I've never known which life is my true one. Even with the reassurances of the Offical that day in the greenspace, I think a part of me hasn't felt at peace. It was as though I saw for the first time that life could branch into different paths, take different directions."

Ally Condie, American Author

Uncertainty, Identity, Life, Choice

"Embrace relational uncertainty. It's called romance. Embrace spiritual uncertainty. It's called mystery. Embrace occupational uncertainty. It's called destiny. Embrace emotional uncertainty. It's called joy. Embrace intellectual uncertainty. It's called revelation."

Mark Batterson, American Author

Uncertainty, Romance, Mystery, Destiny

"The fat lady hasn't sung yet. We'll wait until we get a look at what is in the motion passed on third reading."

Bobby Orr, Canadian Athlete

Uncertainty, Lady, Reading

"No matter how deep a study you make. What you really have to rely on is your own intuition and when it comes down to it, you really don't know what's going to happen until you do it."

Konosuke Matsushita, Japanese Businessman

Uncertainty, Deep, Intuition, Study

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"Anyone who claims to be good at lying is obviously bad at lying. Thus - as a writer myself - I cannot comment on whether or not writers are exceptionally good liars, because whatever I said would actually mean its complete opposite."

Writing

"You're trying to find new ideas in people. I always think to myself, what question I am least comfortable asking the person? And then I make sure I ask it early in the interview."

People

"TV takes away our freedom to have whatever thoughts we want. So do photographs, movies, and the Internet. They provide us with more intellectual stimuli, but they construct a lower, harder ceiling."

Technology

"The world happens as it happens, but we construct what we remember and what we forget. And people will eventually do that to us, too."

Memory

"But the future is a teenage crackhead who makes shit up as he goes along."

Future

"However, I suppose VH1 is selling me something; they're selling nostalgia, which means they're selling my own memories back to me, which means they're selling me to me."

Nostalgia

"I was fortunate that I was at newspapers for eight years, where I wrote at least five or six stories every week. You get used to interviewing lots of different people about a lot of different things. And they aren't things you know about until you do the story."

People

"It's just that what's important there is different there than what's important is here. Here, people care that you wrote a book or that you work in the media."

Work

"And I'm probably wrong. Maybe not completely, but partially. And maybe not today, but eventually."

Change

"It's nice to think that the weirdos get to decide what matters about the past, since it's the weirdos who care the most."

History

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"We are not certain we are never certain."

"Sure, she said, and hugged the laptop bag closer. "What could go wrong?Michael's eyes flashed to meet hers in the rearview mirror.Besides everything, I mean, she said."

"One wanders to the left, another to the right. Both are equally in error, but, are seduced by different delusions."

"I really don't know what's the best for you and for all out there."

"Not all questions can be answered."

"There's a non-existent peace in the uncertain quietness."

"Embrace relational uncertainty. It's called romance. Embrace spiritual uncertainty. It's called mystery. Embrace occupational uncertainty. It's called destiny. Embrace emotional uncertainty. It's called joy. Embrace intellectual uncertainty. It's called revelation."

"The fat lady hasn't sung yet. We'll wait until we get a look at what is in the motion passed on third reading."

"No matter how deep a study you make. What you really have to rely on is your own intuition and when it comes down to it, you really don't know what's going to happen until you do it."

Explore more quotes by Chuck Klosterman

"Anyone who claims to be good at lying is obviously bad at lying. Thus - as a writer myself - I cannot comment on whether or not writers are exceptionally good liars, because whatever I said would actually mean its complete opposite."

"You're trying to find new ideas in people. I always think to myself, what question I am least comfortable asking the person? And then I make sure I ask it early in the interview."

"TV takes away our freedom to have whatever thoughts we want. So do photographs, movies, and the Internet. They provide us with more intellectual stimuli, but they construct a lower, harder ceiling."

"The world happens as it happens, but we construct what we remember and what we forget. And people will eventually do that to us, too."

"But the future is a teenage crackhead who makes shit up as he goes along."

"However, I suppose VH1 *is* selling me something; they're selling nostalgia, which means they're selling my own memories back to me, which means they're selling me to me."

"I was fortunate that I was at newspapers for eight years, where I wrote at least five or six stories every week. You get used to interviewing lots of different people about a lot of different things. And they aren't things you know about until you do the story."

"It's just that what's important there is different there than what's important is here. Here, people care that you wrote a book or that you work in the media."

"And I'm probably wrong. Maybe not completely, but partially. And maybe not today, but eventually."

"It's nice to think that the weirdos get to decide what matters about the past, since it's the weirdos who care the most."

"However, I suppose VH1 is selling me something; they're selling nostalgia, which means they're selling my own memories back to me, which means they're selling me to me."