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"I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself."
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"It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't available."
"It doesn't do good to open doors for someone who doesn't have the price to get in. If he has the price, he may not need the laws. There is no law saying the Negro has to live in Harlem or Watts."
"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same."
"There are no constraints on the human mind, no walls around the human spirit, no barriers to our progress except those we ourselves erect."
"No mother would ever willingly sacrifice her sons for territorial gain, for economic advantage, for ideology."
"We're in greater danger today than we were the day after Pearl Harbor. Our military is absolutely incapable of defending this country."
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