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"I don't think any industry was ever as closely scrutinized and written about and constantly in the public eye as television."

"I might have had trouble saving France in 1946 - I didn't have television then."

"I did honest television. Real, live, honest television. That's what I did best."

"Ronald Reagan is clearly to television what Franklin Roosevelt was to radio."

"Television probably has become the most evocative, widely observed signpost we have."

"TV does a thing that film can never do. It takes you to a place that no novel written after the late 19th century can. You can just go through people's lives it's like a marriage."

"A modern revolutionary group heads for the television station."

"We took the whole thing far too seriously. After all, those were early days in television."

"The movie, if I recall, didn't have to do with the television show because there were concerns from everyone that they didn't want it to be like the TV show."
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"I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer."

"The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins."

"And so by the fifteenth century, on October 8, the Europeans were looking for a new place to try to get to, and they came up with a new concept: the West."

"The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes."

"It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent."

"If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland."
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