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"A sens of humor can avoid many misunderstandings."
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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
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"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
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"I went to the kitchen and felt-up the turkey."
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"Motivational quotes inspire people to change behaviour. Can you imagine how dramatically the word of God can change lives?"
Motivation
"If you want to save time, invest in a team."
Productivity
"Sometimes the church isn t the place where we meet Jesus, it s the place where we hide ourselves from the world."
Religion
"Invest in studies which encourages you to invest in people."
Education
"Poor people waste time, rich people save time. Poor people who invest time are no longer poor."
Wealth
"Hungry people always win."
Motivation
"Love your work and success is your next customer."
Success
"If there is no sunshine today, I decide to be their sunlight."
Positivity
"God won t make a way where there seems to be no faith."
Faith
"We become what we think. If you have a negative thinking, stop thinking."
Mind
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