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"Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to."
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"In the information age, you don't teach philosophy as they did after feudalism. You perform it. If Aristotle were alive today he'd have a talk show."

"For age is opportunity no less Than youth itself, though in another dress, And as the evening twilight fades away The sky is filled with stars, invisible by day."
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"It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them."

"Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them."

"The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas."

"The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does."

"Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having given up on the problem of an efficient way to get himself five miles to work and back each day."

"A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm."

"We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics."
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