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"Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to."
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"I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age."
"You can only be twice someone's age once."
"Forty-two. His age had astounded him for years, and each time that he had sat so astounded, trying to figure out what had become of the young, slim man in his twenties, a whole additional year slipped by and had to be recorded, a continually growing sum which he could not reconcile with his self-image. He still saw himself, in his mind's eye, as youthful, and when he caught sight of himself in photographs he usually collapsed ... Somebody took my actual physical presence away and substituted this, he had thought from time to time. Oh well, so it went."
"Utility is the great idol of the age, to which all powers must do service and all talents swear allegiance."
"To be happy, we must be true to nature and carry our age along with us."
"Old age is ready to undertake tasks that youth shirked because they would take too long."
"Everyone knows that by far the happiest and universally enjoyable age of man is the first. What is there about babies which makes us hug and kiss and fondle them, so that even an enemy would give them help at that age?"
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"It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them."
"Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem."
"We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics."
"Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having given up on the problem of an efficient way to get himself five miles to work and back each day."
"A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election."
"Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them."
"Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college."
"People learn something every day, and a lot of times it's that what they learned the day before was wrong."
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