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"I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids. I think I must have been Adolf Hitler in a past life."
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"Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself."
Time
"I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't like any of them."
People
"I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids. I think I must have been Adolf Hitler in a past life."
Life
"As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job."
Home
"A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego."
Mom
"My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel."
War
"Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with."
Woman
"The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest."
Heart
"I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job."
Home
"Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?"
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"Will a loving God send a man to hell? The answer from Jesus and His teachings of the Bible is, clearly, “Yes!” He does not send man willingly, but man condemns himself to eternal hell because . . .he refuses God's way of salvation and the hope of eternal life with Him."
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"The condition you're in at this moment is the product of your previous thoughts, to change your condition, change your thoughts."
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"Instead of clinging to the only Lifeboat that can save, we have tossed overboard biblical truths in the name of [compromise], living on the edge of life, like the man who rides the parameter of a hurricane, daring it to sweep him away."
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"There's one thing you can say for air pollution, you get utterly amazing sunrises."
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"There is always a path to our target, the problem is to discover it!"
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"Things past redress are now with me past care."
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"Some parts of life are lived in the shadows where the only sunlight you feel is the light you pray for."
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"Hate is hostility."
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"Money isn't the solution to your problems. It only lets you carry your unhappiness around in style."
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"Collect memories, they are your precious property."
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