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Roseanne Barr

"I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids. I think I must have been Adolf Hitler in a past life."

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"I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids. I think I must have been Adolf Hitler in a past life."

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"PORTERThis is a lot of knocking! Come to think of it, if a man were in charge of opening the gates of hell to let people in, he would have to turn the key a lot."

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"My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel."
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"A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego."
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"The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest."
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"I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't like any of them."
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"Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself."
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"Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?"
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"As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job."
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