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Roseanne Barr

"I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids. I think I must have been Adolf Hitler in a past life."

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"I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids. I think I must have been Adolf Hitler in a past life."

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"The condition you're in at this moment is the product of your previous thoughts, to change your condition, change your thoughts."

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"Once born, how long a man will live matters. Once dead, how long he has lived doesn't."

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"What's so horrible about being dead forever, and not feeling anything, and not even dreaming? What's so great about feeling and dreaming?"

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"You must do what you need to do to survive, but you will never survive your own heart if you don't also make it a need."

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"If you spend your life over analysing every encounter you will always see the tree, but never the forest."

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"The earth is hiring and the pay is your legacy."

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"Learn to be a responder, not a reactor."

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"So I began to think maybe it was true that when you were married and had children it was like being brainwashed, and afterward you went about as numb as a slave in a totalitarian state."

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"The very least you can do in your life is to figure out what you hope for. And the most you can do is live inside that hope. Not admire it from a distance, but live right in it, under its roof."

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"My father-in-law . . . was a great inspiration to me both in life and in his preparation for death."

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"As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job."
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"I figure if my kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job."
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"A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego."
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"I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job."
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"I was completely nuts for most of my life."
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it."
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"The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest."
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"I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't like any of them."
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"Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself."
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"Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with."
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