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"I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids. I think I must have been Adolf Hitler in a past life."
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"The condition you're in at this moment is the product of your previous thoughts, to change your condition, change your thoughts."
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"Instead of clinging to the only Lifeboat that can save, we have tossed overboard biblical truths in the name of [compromise], living on the edge of life, like the man who rides the parameter of a hurricane, daring it to sweep him away."

"There is always a path to our target, the problem is to discover it!"

"From a cleansed conscience emerges a changed life."

"Simple things have greater power than the complicated things!"

"If he did not speak his tale, it grew dank and musty, it shrank inside him, while with the telling the tale stayed fresh and virtuous."

"Abundance in life comes from generosity."

"To live in bliss, love everything, including people, unconditionally."
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"Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with."

"As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job."

"My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel."

"There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell of a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect."

"Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?"

"I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't like any of them."
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