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"Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer.... Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?"
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"There's a lot of bad isms floating around this world, but one of the worst is commercialism."
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Personal Development

"Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer.... Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?"
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"I'd much rather do an obviously commercial writing project than get a day job."
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"From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way."
Now

"Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery."
Winning

"Genius is never understood in its own time."
Time

"If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life."
Life

"Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?"
Time

"That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder."
Science

"So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it."
Food

"Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice."
Thought

"Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend."
Friendship

"If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently."
People
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