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"When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper."
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"The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame piece about the game I can put it on my expense account."

"I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran."

"Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done."

"Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose."

"The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians."

"Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads."
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