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"I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers."
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"My passions have never jumped out of the fireplace and set fire to the carpet."
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"I always wanted to fire rays out of my fingertips."
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"It takes two flints to make a fire."
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"There is a sort of jealousy which needs very little fire; it is hardly a passion, but a blight bred in the cloudy, damp despondency of uneasy egoism."
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"Which painting in the National Gallery would I save if there was a fire? The one nearest the door of course."
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"To say that its wrong to feel this way is not the point; you do feel it. All you see is a flash of fire and, depending on your altitude, you don't even see that sometimes."
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"I have defeated this earthworm with my words. Imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists."
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"We feel free when we escape - even if it be but from the frying pan to the fire."
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"But, when you have to resort to turntables, trick lights, flashing lights, fire and all that, you're actually saying, I need this because what I do is not all that together."
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"The finest steel has to go through the hottest fire."
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"Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal."
Insult
"I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but Marge's voice turns him on a little."
Love
"I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers."
Fire
"The fundamental laws of physics do not describe true facts about reality. Rendered as descriptions of facts, they are false; amended to be true, they lose their explanatory force."
Fact
"I will not get very far with this attitude."
Attitude
"The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far."
Humor
"Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun."
Sun
"I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty."
Ignorance
"The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan."
End
"Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does."
Writing
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