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"There is a sort of jealousy which needs very little fire; it is hardly a passion, but a blight bred in the cloudy, damp despondency of uneasy egoism."

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"Malice can always find a mark to shoot at, and a pretence to fire."

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"Which painting in the National Gallery would I save if there was a fire? The one nearest the door of course."

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