"I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers."

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"It takes two flints to make a fire."

Louisa May Alcott, American Novelist

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"Jealousy is cruel as the grave: the coals thereof are coals of fire."

Solomon Ibn Gabirol, Spanish Poet

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"Today I make time to release any burdens that I carry. One by one I release them into the atmosphere, until my body is in a complete state of calm."

Renae A. Sauter, American Writer

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"I did mostly good things, except light things on fire."

Mark Hoppus, American Musician

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"What is emitted from the divine, though it be only like the reflection from the fire, still has the divine reality in itself, and one might almost ask what were the fire without glow, the sun without light, or the Creator without the creature?"

Max Muller, German Educator

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"The finest steel has to go through the hottest fire."

Richard M. Nixon, American President

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"If your house is burning, wouldn't you try and put out the fire?"

Imran Khan, Pakistani Athlete

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"We feel free when we escape - even if it be but from the frying pan to the fire."

Eric Hoffer, American Writer

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"You know me, I've got to find some way to get a fresh fire."

Garth Brooks, American Musician

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"Small miseries, like small debts, hit us in so many places, and meet us at so many turns and corners, that what they want in weight, they make up in number, and render it less hazardous to stand the fire of one cannon ball, than a volley composed of such a shower of bullets."

Rudyard Kipling, English Writer

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"I will not get very far with this attitude."

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"I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but Marge's voice turns him on a little."

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"Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get on to the Fox lot. I drove to the security gate, but realized I'd left my ID in my other car. I just broke into that voice - 'Hey, man, I'm Bart Simpson. Who else sounds like this?' The guard waved me through."

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"The fundamental laws of physics do not describe true facts about reality. Rendered as descriptions of facts, they are false; amended to be true, they lose their explanatory force."

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"The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan."

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"It takes two flints to make a fire."

"Jealousy is cruel as the grave: the coals thereof are coals of fire."

"Today I make time to release any burdens that I carry. One by one I release them into the atmosphere, until my body is in a complete state of calm."

"I did mostly good things, except light things on fire."

"What is emitted from the divine, though it be only like the reflection from the fire, still has the divine reality in itself, and one might almost ask what were the fire without glow, the sun without light, or the Creator without the creature?"

"The finest steel has to go through the hottest fire."

"If your house is burning, wouldn't you try and put out the fire?"

"We feel free when we escape - even if it be but from the frying pan to the fire."

"You know me, I've got to find some way to get a fresh fire."

"Small miseries, like small debts, hit us in so many places, and meet us at so many turns and corners, that what they want in weight, they make up in number, and render it less hazardous to stand the fire of one cannon ball, than a volley composed of such a shower of bullets."

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"Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does."

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