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"Torn clothes are funny - until your dad gets fired."
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"Children are holy angels."
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"Children are sacred beings."
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"Blessed your mum, who carried you in a womb for nine months."
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"Children can see the beatitudes in nature."
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"Family is a fortress."
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"Bless your mum, who carried you for nine months in her womb."
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"My mother is my teacherHer words make me richerI thank you oh my motherMay you grow and live longer!"
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"My mother is my doctorCaring for me when am illI will love her forever tillWe are gone to our creator!"
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"Children are God's gift."
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"When coming to making kids: Size doesn't count, it's sperm count that counts."
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"Every artist takes their final work to the grave."
Legacy

"Nothing humbles a beautiful woman better than not being wanted by a man whose girlfriend or wife is ugly (or not as beautiful as she is)."
Psychology

"A humanitarian seldom makes a good lover. For a lover's world revolves around their lover, while a humanitarian's world revolves around the world."
Love

"The second most dangerous thing about money is that it leaves most of the people who have a lot of it with the unshakable belief that they are intelligent and well informed. The most dangerous thing about it is that it leaves most of the people who do not have a lot of money with the very same belief."
Money

"What to wear: An employee chooses. How to dress: His employer chose."
Work

"Man is more likely to believe an opinion that he wanted to hear - than a fact that he wishes was an opinion."
Psychology

"For breakfast to be called 'in bed' instead of 'on top of a bed,' the house in which it is about to be eaten has to have at least two rooms (excluding the kitchen); (at least) three, if it has a bathroom."
Society

"Capitalism has turned human beings into commodities. To the owner of a restaurant: the cook and a bag of potatoes are equally important."
Society

"An employer's fart is music to his employees' ears."
Work

"Mr. Right' is usually two or eight men."
Relationship
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