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"Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun."
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"You can't go around the theatres handing out cards saying, 'It isn't my fault'. You go onto the next one."
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"If you are going to build something in the air it is always better to build castles than houses of cards."
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"Sometimes a 3-1 favorite loses. That's why they call it gambling, and that's why they keep flipping over the cards."
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"I just feel that no matter what comes in a career - and mine has been all over the map - you must stay at the table, pick up the cards you're dealt and play them."
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"Google's not a real company. It's a house of cards."
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"Of the nine red cards this season we probably deserved half of them."
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"I don't really believe in palm readers and crystal balls and tarot cards, but I respond to the need for them."
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"Everyone can get a little sloppy with cash and it's smart to notice. But what's squeezing you is the big stuff you ladle onto your credit cards."
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"I was brought up with psychics and tarot cards. My mum was always told I was going to be in a boy band and be famous as a singer."
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"We don't need a nation that has national identity cards."
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"Don't order one for the road, because the road is already laid out."
Order
"Before you can hit the jackpot, you have to put a coin in the machine."
Machine
"The devil made me do it."
Devil
"Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun."
Cards
"I think Mr. Wilson will have to be the rest of the way alone."
Rest
"I was number one in the ratings four times last year and twice this season. What could be more damn equal than that? If they get any more equal, I don't want it."
Want
"You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine."
Machine
"It would be ridiculous for me to say anything negative regarding blacks having an equal opportunity on TV."
Opportunity
"My show is my statement. What I have to say is on the screen. My life is my own. I don't want to talk about my private self. Why should I?"
Life
"Funny is an attitude."
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