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Ken Poirot

"Humor is a tool to ease the harsh realities of life."

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Amber Hurdle

"Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee's smoke break."

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"Southern DADDY-Dandy At Doin' Diapers Y'all!"

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"GreenHollyWood is a bad character, fat, liking jokes, liking jokes about size, about the large, about the how big are you. Likes to laugh when you make a mistake, ... but but he is a teacher?! With a glasses a fat guy!"

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Amber Hurdle

"Good friends, very good what's the equation motherfucker???"

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"They lack suggestive power. And when a book lacks suggestive power, however hard it hits the surface of the mind it cannot penetrate within."

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Amber Hurdle

"To me she said, "It's this stupid gotcha thing, they've been doing it for weeks now. Leaping out at each other and us, scaring the hell out of everyone.""It's a game of wits," Bert said to me."Half-wits," Kristy added."

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Amber Hurdle

"I think that in the future, clocks won't say three o'clock anymore. They'll just get right to the point and rename three o'clock 'Pepsi.'"

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Amber Hurdle

"A woman is always better in everything with the mouth, she talks a lot."

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Amber Hurdle

"He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."

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"Good wins in the end because evil is a self-destructive, cannibalistic force that Inevitably engorges upon itself."
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"My life my selfie!"
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"You are not sorry for what you did...you are only sorry for how it turned out for you."
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"Give Compassion: Every day the average person fights epic battles never told just to survive."
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"Only the dreamer can envision and execute their dream, no one else can do it for them."
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"I try to avoid stories that end with...and he was never seen again."
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"Anyone can smile for a photo, but who is still smiling after the selfie?"
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"GPS has saved countless relationships because us men do not like to ask for directions. Now if women could only come with relationship GPS we would be one step closer to world peace."
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"Greatness is inspiring others to be their best."
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"When your soulmate cries your heart weeps."
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