top of page
.png){kind=small}
"Humor is a tool to ease the harsh realities of life."
Standard
Customized
More
"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
Author Name
Personal Development
"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
Author Name
Personal Development
"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."
Author Name
Personal Development
"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
Author Name
Personal Development
"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
Author Name
Personal Development
"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Comedy strikes here... just to reduce pressure and depression."
Author Name
Personal Development
"They're both bungholes who think they're too noble to shit."
Author Name
Personal Development
"She breathed an enormous sigh, looked at Poirot, Looked away, and suddenly blurted out, "You're too old. Nobody told me you were so old. I really don't want to be rude but - there it is. You're too old. I'm really sorry." She turned abruptly and blundered out of the room, rather like a desperate moth in lamplight. Poirot, his mouth open, heard the bang of the front door. He ejaculated: "Non d'un nom d'un nom..."
Author Name
Personal Development
More
"If not me then who? Confront evil!"
Motivation
"Never quit on your dream, but learn to cut your losses and quit your plan if it is not working."
Success
"My selfie my life!"
Lifestyle
"There is no disgrace in being knocked down, there is only shame in not getting back up; never quit!"
Motivation
"Be proactive not reactive, for an apparently insignificant issue ignored today can spawn tomorrow's catastrophe."
Motivation
"The Six Steps to Success: 1) Define Success 2) Devise a Plan 3) Execute and Overcome Adversity 4) Measure Results with Key Metrics 5) Revise the Plan 6) Work Hard."
Success
"One act of betrayal can shatter a lifetime of trust."
Relationship
"Photobomb me at your own risk!"
Humor
"Men most often know what they want, yet they are not always sure how they feel. Women most often know how they feel, yet they may not always know what they want."
Relationship
"Mentor Me: ...the crossroads and convergence of where science, metaphysics, religion, and utopian society intersect."
Learning
bottom of page