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"Humor is a tool to ease the harsh realities of life."
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"Don't interrupt me while I'm interrupting."

"Kemp: I demonstrated conclusively this morning that invisibility--I.M: Never mind what YOU'VE DEMONSTRATED!--I'm starving, said the voice, and the night is--chilly for a man without clothes."

"I hope you're not smoking in front of her,' Lucia says to him.'Yeah, I lie in bed and puff in her face, Lucia,' he says, irritated."

"Niagara ... is the first disappointment in the married life of many Americans who spend their honeymoon there."
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"We cannot change the past. We can only take action in the present and, therefore, change the future."

"Books and school are great for learning but there is no substitute for life and living to provide a real education."

"I feel the reason we are all here, our purpose of being, is to help others find their little piece of happiness and heaven right here on earth."

"The first lesson in constructing viral content is having the strength, courage, and self-confidence to get in touch with your own feelings, thinking about what profoundly affects you."

"You have not lived until you have fled a city in a country where you do not speak the language in the middle of the night."
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