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"I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy."
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"Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world."
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"I had this beer brewed just for me. I think its the best I ever tasted. And I've tasted a lot. I think you'll like it too."
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"There will always be another group of kids going to college, drinking beer, and discovering that movie. Many of them have never even heard of SCTV."
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"We didn't have a garage to rehearse in. We had to aggravate the folks in the house. But I got a chance to play in a beer joint, and that's how it started."
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"They drink a lotta beer, do a lotta riding around; I drink a lotta beer, do a lotta riding around."
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"I sat backstage and had a beer with Richard Chamberlain, Paul Newman, and Princess Grace."
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"But a year before that, I was starting to drink beer on the set of the film Lucas (1986)."
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"On the tour we get a case of beer on the bus every day from Ozzfest."
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"The big compliment came from the beer drinkers who didn't know me. They wouldn't drink or move when I sang. If they had their glasses in mid-air, the glasses wouldn't come down."
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"I always enjoyed writing. I did playlets in high school, I did radio shows in college. That's one of the reasons I went down to Second City, because you could do acting and writing."
Acting

"The Simpsons take up so little time that I'm able to do other things as well."
Time

"The Simpsons can go anywhere in the world and not worry about any budgetary issues. However, even when the show has had its run, I think the characters can go on in perpetuity."
World

"The voice doesn't take a lot of effort now, but in the beginning it was hard to try to find a voice. The one I settled on was just easier to do for a half-hour."
Beginning

"It's hard to find a play that's right for me to do. Rather than waiting around for the right script to come along, I decided to write one myself."
Play

"In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"
Law

"There are times when the writers ask us to improvise. Sometimes the animators are inspired by what you do, and sometimes you are inspired by what the animators do."
Writer

"To many, Homer may appear lazy and a loser, but he's just much misguided. He's boorish, sure, but well meaning and, I guess, the one thing we have in common is the pursuit of lousy diets."
May

"Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races."
Duty

"It's a different way of getting across an emotion. You're trying to get it across to the animator because the animator is inspired by the voicetrack in terms of how to animate the character."
Character
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