"Every job I've ever gotten has been an accident. All the jobs I actually go after, I don't get."

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"Every job I've ever gotten has been an accident. All the jobs I actually go after, I don't get."

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"We all know that looking back only gets you into an accident because you're going to run into something without seeing it."

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"What you are, you are by accident of birth; what I am, I am by myself. There are and will be a thousand princes; there is only one Beethoven."

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"There are hundreds of millions of gun owners in this country, and not one of them will have an accident today. The only misuse of guns comes in environments where there are drugs, alcohol, bad parents, and undisciplined children. Period."

Ted Nugent, American Musician

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"We protect aspirin bottles in this country better than we protect guns from accidents by children."

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"Nine years after I had my own accident, I find that in trying to go back to doing those things that I used to do just doesn't fit. Everything seems to just fall apart. I don't know why but I think it is because I am this new creature."

Ben Vereen, American Actor

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"My first acting job happened by accident when I was really young. I was in fifth grade and my teacher saw an ad in the paper and took me to the audition after school and I got the part."

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"It's no accident that Tony Hopkins is a wonderful film actor."

Shirley Knight, American Actress

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"A discovery is said to be an accident meeting a prepared mind."

Albert Szent Gyorgyi, Hungarian Scientist

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Carlo Goldoni, Italian Playwright

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"Did you ever observe to whom the accidents happen? Chance favors only the prepared mind."

Louis Pasteur, French Scientist

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"We all know that looking back only gets you into an accident because you're going to run into something without seeing it."

"What you are, you are by accident of birth; what I am, I am by myself. There are and will be a thousand princes; there is only one Beethoven."

"There are hundreds of millions of gun owners in this country, and not one of them will have an accident today. The only misuse of guns comes in environments where there are drugs, alcohol, bad parents, and undisciplined children. Period."

"We protect aspirin bottles in this country better than we protect guns from accidents by children."

"Nine years after I had my own accident, I find that in trying to go back to doing those things that I used to do just doesn't fit. Everything seems to just fall apart. I don't know why but I think it is because I am this new creature."

"My first acting job happened by accident when I was really young. I was in fifth grade and my teacher saw an ad in the paper and took me to the audition after school and I got the part."

"It's no accident that Tony Hopkins is a wonderful film actor."

"A discovery is said to be an accident meeting a prepared mind."

"Noble bold is an accident of fortune; noble actions characterize the great."

"Did you ever observe to whom the accidents happen? Chance favors only the prepared mind."

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"It occurred to me, when I was old enough to make rules of my own, that they should be fair and simple."

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