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"All I have to say is: Jessica Simpson is the most beautiful woman on the planet!"
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"Single women have a dreadful propensity for being poor. Which is one very strong argument in favor of matrimony."
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"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his."
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"The faces of most American women over thirty are relief maps of petulant and bewildered unhappiness."
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"Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked."
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"You can find women who have never had an affair, but it is hard to find a woman who has had just one."
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"The Cause of Women is generally the Cause of Virtue."
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"What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce."
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"Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths."
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"I was never very interested in boys - and there were plenty of them - vying with one another to see how many famous women they would get into the hay."
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"Every woman is just a different kind of problem."
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"I respect knowledge of the psyche. I would be a therapist if I weren't an entertainer."
Knowledge
"I would love for the time to come where somebody can talk about me and not have to talk about Britney and Christina in the same sentence."
Love
"Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping?"
Camping
"I'm such a blonde. It just doesn't make sense for me to have dark hair."
Hair
"I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask!"
Courage
"At school my boobs were bigger than all my friends' and I was afraid to show them. Now, I feel they make my outfits look better. They're like an accessory."
Friendship
"My dad takes care of me as a manager and as a dad. That's his job, you know, to take care of me. He has my best interests at heart."
Father
"All I have to say is: Jessica Simpson is the most beautiful woman on the planet!"
Woman
"Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken of the Sea.'"
Fish
"Am I eating chicken or tuna?"
Eating
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