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Jeaniene Frost

"Juan gave Bones the most admiring look he'd bestowed on him yet. 'You talked her into going without panties all these years? Madre de Dios, now that's impressive. I could learn a great deal from you, amigo."

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"Juan gave Bones the most admiring look he'd bestowed on him yet. 'You talked her into going without panties all these years? Madre de Dios, now that's impressive. I could learn a great deal from you, amigo."

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"For a wonderful physical tie binds the parents to the children; and-by some sad, strange irony-it does not bind us children to our parents. For if it did, if we could answer their love not with gratitude but with equal love, life would lose much of its pathos and much of its squalor, and we might be wonderfully happy."

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Amber Hurdle

"We came, Takver thought, from a great distance to each other. We have always done so. Over great distances, over years, over abysses of chance. It is because he comes from so far away that nothing can separate us. Nothing, no distances, no years, can be greater than the distance that's already between us, the distance of our sex, the differences of our being, our minds; that gap, that abyss which we bridge with a look, with a touch, with a word, the easiest thing in the world. Look how far away he is, asleep. Look how far away he is, he always is. But he comes back, he comes back, he comes back...."

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Amber Hurdle

"Some people are like thorns. But you have to let them be thorns, because thorns can't turn into petals. The trick is not letting them prick you; never let a thorn prick you!"

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Amber Hurdle

"Those who laugh with you when you laugh are acquaintances, those who cry with you when you cry are companions, and those who do both are friends."

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"Behind you, leave your enemies. Beside you, keep your family. Around you, maintain your friends. Within you, cherish God."

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Amber Hurdle

"Ok. You fuck me, then snub me. You love me, you hate me. You show me a sensitive side, then you turn into a total asshole. Is this a pretty accurate description of our relationship."

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Amber Hurdle

"I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a single life."

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Amber Hurdle

"Where are you?" he asked. "I'm right here" she said. "I know, but it feels like one percent of you is somewhere else, where is that one percent?" he said. "I don't know....I think I'm always like that..." she answered. "I like that." "You do?" "Yes, because that way, I have to always look for the one percent to find it."

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Amber Hurdle

"Two married partners do not just live with each other, they live in each other, neurologically speaking."

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Amber Hurdle

"Lust likes to rush, while love hates to wait."

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"Why did he have to be so gorgeous? Why did he have to stand so close, and why did I still love him so much?"
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"I think we need to have a little talk, woman to skank."
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"Kitten, you still haven't told her? Blimey, whatare you waiting for?'The Second Coming of Christ! I snapped."
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"Bones didn't share any of my qualms about suddenly holding an arm that wasn't attached to a body anymore. He just grabbed the ghoul by his other arm and began thumping him over the head with the loose limb. I'd heard Bones threaten to beat someone with their own limb before, but I'd always assumed that was a figure of speech. Apparently not."
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"He also deeply distrusts vampires, as you had guessed yourself, Bones added. 'Aside from that, all I heard was enough repetitions of 'how many chucks could a woodchuck chuck' to make me want to stake myself."
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"Winston Gallagher!' I said, recognizing the first ghost I'de met. Then my eyes narrowed & I covered my hand in front of my crotch as I saw Winstons gaze fasten there next. 'Don't even think about poltergeisting my panties again'. 'This is the sod? Come here you scurvy little--' 'Bones don't!' I interrupted. He stopped, giving a last glare to him while mouthing YOU. ME. EXORCIST. before returning to my side."
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"Well just call me Hannibal Lecter. With cleavage."
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"You do that, and I take back every nasty thing I've ever said about you.'He grinned, his mood changing from serious to wicked in an instant. 'Why? I'm all those things and more.'I shook my head. Ian was more proud of his depravity than anyone I'd met, but if he helped me pull Bones out from under four bespelled vampires and one demonically-enchanced vamp, I'd shower him with prostitutes and porn while swearing he was an angel."
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"Slumber party with Dracula, all things considerd why not?"
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"She seemed to be a nice person, too, instead of a homicidal bitch like his former wife. Otherwise, the world should fear. When Mencheres fell for a woman, he fell hard. If Kira asked for her own continent as a birthday present, Mencheres would probably have one conquered for her before she blew out her candles."
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