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"There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all."
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"Audiences are always better pleased with a smart retort, some joke or epigram, than with any amount of reasoning."
"Mind you, the Elizabethans had so many words for the female genitals that it is quite hard to speak a sentence of modern English without inadvertently mentioning at least three of them."
"It looks like to watch a film without little horror is like to eat a pizza without the extra stuff on it. Like the sauces!"
"There are certainly laws and elements that make a film more accessible to mainstream audiences. If you've got Tom Cruise as a strongman, I'm sure it would have larger audiences, but it wouldn't have the same substance."
"Castle series are great, even James Patterson is out there!"
"Of one hundred movies there's one that is fair, one that's good and ninety eight that are very bad. most movies start badly and steadily get worse."
"If did go back to school, I would want to learn another aspect of the entertainment industry like to become a producer or an agent, you need a law degree."
"They were smooth and bright, and their timing was wonderful, and they were young and hilarious. It was really something to see, they thought, and this was why they spoke loudly and gestured, inviting onlookers to admire."
"I didn't get into entertainment until I was like 31. I didn't star in a movie until I was 46."
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"Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, 'That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible.'"
"In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends."
"It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I'm sure I will, but I'm just trying to postpone it."
"I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder."
"There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all."
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