"Whenever I get that sad, depressed feeling, I go out and kill a policeman."

Violence, Humor, Darkness, Sadness, Emotion

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"Whenever I get that sad, depressed feeling, I go out and kill a policeman."

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"If girls realized their responsibilities they would be so careful when they smiled that they would probably abandon the practice altogether. There are moments in a man's life when a girl's smile can have as important results as an explosion of dynamite."

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"Bicky rocked, like a jelly in a high wind."

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"Unseen in the background, Fate was quietly slipping lead into the boxing-glove."

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"It was a nasty look. It made me feel as if I were something the dog had brought in and intended to bury later on, when he had time."

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