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"Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans."

"The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live off each other, while the Republicans, why, they live off the Democrats."

"The last thing they want is a revitalized economy now. I'm not saying the Democrats don't want a strong economy. Don't misunderstand. They just don't want it now."

"What we're seeing early on is Democrats rallying around Al Gore, Republicans rallying around George Bush and the difficulty of anybody else to get any room in the race."

"Canadians can get Parliament working again. Here's how to do that: elect more New Democrats."

"The environment is better and better for Democrats."

"Tony Rezko and Bill Ayers should lead the Democratic Party. They are the only Democrats with any convictions."

"Democrats were quick to point out that President Bush's budget creates a 1 trillion dollar deficit. The White House quickly responded with 'Hey, look over there, it's Saddam Hussein.'"

"As I've said repeatedly, Republicans are very good at describing things in black and white; Democrats are very good at describing the 11 shades of gray."
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"We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning."

"These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable."

"If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of the bus."

"Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people."

"Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest."

"I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes."
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