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"The reason they call it 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up."
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"I write for the same reason I breathe - because if I didn't, I would die."
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"How well he's read, to reason against reading!"
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"No emotion is, in itself, a judgement; in that sense all emotions and sentiments are alogical. but they can be reasonable or unreasonable as they conform to Reason or fail to conform. The heart never takes the place of the head: but it can, and should, obey it."
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"It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into."
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"It is good to be solitary, for solitude is difficult; that something is difficult must be a reason the more for us to do it."
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"But the single overwhelming reason why jails are bursting is longer sentences given for more crimes."
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"If some things don't make you lose your sense of reason, then you have none to lose."
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"Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason."
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"Warner Bros offered me the next Batman, and the only reason that I didn't do it was because of The Saint."
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"The only reason to invest in the market is because you think you know something others don't."
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"There were 15 people in the village, including five of us. If my father arrested somebody in the winter, he'd have to wait until the thaw to turn him in."
Father
"I've always been part of comedy. One of the things about our family was that if we were reasonably funny with each other, particularly my two brothers and myself, when my father was upset with something you'd want to make sure in some way you made him laugh. Because when he didn't laugh, you were in trouble!"
Family
"I played a lot of leaders, autocratic sorts; perhaps it was my Canadian accent."
Leadership
"There's an old saying that God exists in your search for him. I just want you to understand that I ain't looking."
God
"I really have to keep an eye on myself, because sometimes I think I might say something important."
Eye
"The violence or the vaudeville style of comedy is a technique all by itself. You get up there, and you are a comedian, and you're doing one thing. That is, you're going to make the audience laugh."
Comedy
"Yes, it's true, I've been called the Laurence Olivier of spoofs. I guess that would make Laurence Olivier the Leslie Nielsen of Shakespeare."
Shakespeare
"I've finally found my home - as Lt. Frank Drebin."
Home
"It was a boy's name first."
First
"I like that kind of 'straight-faced' comedy. I like to be straight-faced and outrageous."
Comedy
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