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"This is a ridiculous heat wave we're in right now, and to contribute, Newt Gingrich said that for the entire month of June, he will stop blowing hot air."
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"All June I bound the rose in sheaves, Now, rose by rose, I strip the leaves."
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"I was born in Taunton, Massachusetts on June 1, 1917, but I actually grew up in nearby New Bedford."
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"This was in June, 1866. Frank wrote for me to come to him at once, and although my own wound was still very bad, I started immediately and stayed with him at the house of Mr. Alexander Severe, in Nelson county, until he recovered, which was in September."
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"I feel that I can't do certain things that have sent to me, scripts, because I think that really - I've been June Cleaver for so many years, because we went back, you know, and we did - 20-year hiatus we had - and we went back and made 105 new ones. And so I really feel very strongly that there are certain things I won't do."
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"There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter."
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"Fame has sent a number of celebrities off the deep end, and in the case of Michael Jackson, to the kiddy pool."
Deep
"Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles. President Bush said, 'Please, I used to pull the same trick. There'd be an intervention, I'd make a big show of pouring out the liquor and then there was a case under the floorboards.'"
Iraq
"The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs."
Bible
"It's all been satirized for your protection."
Protection
"Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease."
Disease
"Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex."
Sex
"Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?"
God
"Maybe every other American movie shouldn't be based on a comic book. Other countries will think Americans live in an infantile fantasy land where reality is whatever we say it is and every problem can be solved with violence."
American
"Whenever the people are for gay marriage or medical marijuana or assisted suicide, suddenly the "will of the people" goes out the window."
Marriage
"Curious people are intersting people, I wonder why that is."
People
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