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"I was born in Taunton, Massachusetts on June 1, 1917, but I actually grew up in nearby New Bedford."
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"I feel that I can't do certain things that have sent to me, scripts, because I think that really - I've been June Cleaver for so many years, because we went back, you know, and we did - 20-year hiatus we had - and we went back and made 105 new ones. And so I really feel very strongly that there are certain things I won't do."
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"This is a ridiculous heat wave we're in right now, and to contribute, Newt Gingrich said that for the entire month of June, he will stop blowing hot air."
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"There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter."
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"This was in June, 1866. Frank wrote for me to come to him at once, and although my own wound was still very bad, I started immediately and stayed with him at the house of Mr. Alexander Severe, in Nelson county, until he recovered, which was in September."
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"All June I bound the rose in sheaves, Now, rose by rose, I strip the leaves."
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"A lot of good has come from drugs. I think 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. Dark Side of the Moon is worth 100 dead kids. Because a lot of kids wouldn't even be born if it weren't for that album, so it evens out."
Drugs
"Clinton left the White House with all the class of an XFL halftime show."
Class
"We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities."
Rights
"We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly."
Building
"It's all been satirized for your protection."
Protection
"The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute load of crap."
Defence
"The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs."
Bible
"Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease."
Disease
"I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again."
Punishment
"Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need."
God
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