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"Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding."
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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"She breathed an enormous sigh, looked at Poirot, Looked away, and suddenly blurted out, "You're too old. Nobody told me you were so old. I really don't want to be rude but - there it is. You're too old. I'm really sorry." She turned abruptly and blundered out of the room, rather like a desperate moth in lamplight. Poirot, his mouth open, heard the bang of the front door. He ejaculated: "Non d'un nom d'un nom..."
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"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
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"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
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"It is not easy to find happiness in ourselves, and it is not possible to find it elsewhere."
Happiness
"Laughter springs from the lawless part of our nature."
Nature
"Edged tools are dangerous things to handle, and not infrequently do much hurt."
Hurt
"Democracy forever teases us with the contrast between its ideals and its realities, between its heroic possibilities and its sorry achievements."
Democracy
"Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals."
Humor
"A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there."
Nothing
"Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding."
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"The clear-sighted do not rule the world, but they sustain and console it."
World
"It is in his pleasure that a man really lives; it is from his leisure that he constructs the true fabric of self."
Leisure
"The diseases of the present have little in common with the diseases of the past save that we die of them."
Past
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