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"My mother-in-law belongs in Hell, but the devil is afraid she'll end up taking over."

"Take a pinch of snuff, doctor, and acknowledge that I have scored over you in your example."

"This is a lot more satisfying," he said, "when I have intelligent life whom I can render awed, rapt with attention for my clever verbosity."The ugly lizard-crab-thing on the next rock over clicked its claw, an almost hesitant sound."Your right, of course," Wit said. "My usual audience isn't particularly intelligent. That was also the obvious joke, however, so shame on you."

"The Cardinal is at his wit's end - it is true that he had not far to go."

"She complains that I'm lazy, but I just like to save my energy for dinner."
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"He who closes his ears to the views of others shows little confidence in the integrity of his own views."

"Uncertainty and expectation are the joys of life. Security is an insipid thing."

"'Tis well enough for a servant to be bred at an University. But the education is a little too pedantic for a gentleman."

"Fear comes from uncertainty. When we are absolutely certain, whether of our worth or worthlessness, we are almost impervious to fear."
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