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"Rogerson," I asked him sweetly as we sat watching a video in the pool house, "where would I find the pelagic zone?""In the open sea," he said. "Now shut up and eat your Junior Mints."
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"Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee's smoke break."
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"If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee."
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"A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep him from the commission of all sins, or nearly all, save those worth committing."
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"Christ and The Church: If he were to apply for a divorce on the grounds of cruelty, adultery and desertion, he would probably get one."
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"England has forty-two religions and only two sauces."
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"God is a comedian playing to an audience that is too afraid to laugh."
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"Stupidity is brief and guileless, while wit equivocates and hides. Wit is a scoundrel, while stupidity is honest and sincere."
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"I say let the world go to hell, but I should always have my tea."
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"Southern DADDY-Dandy At Doin' Diapers Y'all!"
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"A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life."
Humor
"God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to say "thank you?""
God
"Wise are they who have learned these truths: Trouble is temporary. Time is tonic. Tribulation is a test tube."
Time
"Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it."
Gratitude
"Happiness is an inside job."
Happiness
"Lose yourself in generous service and every day can be a most unusual day, a triumphant day, an abundantly rewarding day!"
Service
"Change, like sunshine, can be a friend or a foe, a blessing or a curse, a dawn or a dusk."
Friendship
"A warm smile is the universal language of kindness."
Optimism
"Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting."
Forgiveness
"Today is a most unusual day, because we have never lived it before; we will never live it again; it is the only day we have."
Life
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