top of page
.png){kind=small}
More
"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
Author Name
Personal Development
"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
Author Name
Personal Development
"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."
Author Name
Personal Development
"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
Author Name
Personal Development
"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
Author Name
Personal Development
"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Comedy strikes here... just to reduce pressure and depression."
Author Name
Personal Development
"She breathed an enormous sigh, looked at Poirot, Looked away, and suddenly blurted out, "You're too old. Nobody told me you were so old. I really don't want to be rude but - there it is. You're too old. I'm really sorry." She turned abruptly and blundered out of the room, rather like a desperate moth in lamplight. Poirot, his mouth open, heard the bang of the front door. He ejaculated: "Non d'un nom d'un nom..."
Author Name
Personal Development
"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
Author Name
Personal Development
More
"Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting."
Forgiveness
"Change, like sunshine, can be a friend or a foe, a blessing or a curse, a dawn or a dusk."
Friendship
"God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to say "thank you?""
God
"A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life."
Humor
"If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it."
Dream
"Happiness is an inside job."
Happiness
"Lose yourself in generous service and every day can be a most unusual day, a triumphant day, an abundantly rewarding day!"
Service
"Curiosity is the wick in the candle of learning."
Curiosity
"A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition."
Optimism
"Humanity either makes, or breeds, or tolerates all its afflictions."
Humanity
bottom of page