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"A real job is a job you hate."
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"To be a real philosopher all that is necessary is to hate some one else's type of thinking."
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"The correlative to loving our neighbors as ourselves is hating ourselves as we hate our neighbors."
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"The things we hate about ourselves aren't more real than things we like about ourselves."
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"We hate our squalor."
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"I have no television - I hate it."
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"Don't hate me 'cause I'm booed a fool!"
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"We've practiced loving long enough, let's come at last to hate."
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"In a world filled with hate, prejudice, and protest, I find that I too am filled with hate, prejudice, and protest."
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"I'm learning to play by the rules. I sort of hate to think of it that way, but that's how it is. I'm really learning to function out there and in such a way that I don't need to drink."
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"I never keep a scorecard or the batting averages. I hate statistics. What I got to know, I keep in my head."
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"There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do."
Time
"If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life."
Life
"Reality continues to ruin my life."
Life
"I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness."
Life
"Specifically, I'd like to debate whether cannibalism ought to be grounds for leniency in murders, since it's less wasteful."
Ethics
"When a person pauses in mid-sentence to choose a word, that's the best time to jump in and change the subject! It's like an interception in football! You grab the others guy's idea and run the opposite way with it! The more sentences you complete, the higher your score! The idea is to block the other guy's thoughts and express your own! That's how you win!Conversations aren't contests!Ok, a point for you, but I'm still ahead."
Communication
"If you can't win by reason, go for volume."
Strategy
"Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess."
Society
"CALVIN:Our hero regains consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic alien."
Fiction
"You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!"
Education
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