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"A smile is the chosen vehicle of all ambiguities."
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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"Comedy strikes here... just to reduce pressure and depression."
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"They're both bungholes who think they're too noble to shit."
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"She breathed an enormous sigh, looked at Poirot, Looked away, and suddenly blurted out, "You're too old. Nobody told me you were so old. I really don't want to be rude but - there it is. You're too old. I'm really sorry." She turned abruptly and blundered out of the room, rather like a desperate moth in lamplight. Poirot, his mouth open, heard the bang of the front door. He ejaculated: "Non d'un nom d'un nom..."
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"We cannot live only for ourselves. A thousand fibers connect us with our fellow men."
Unity

"He who has never failed somewhere, that man can not be great."
Courage

"To be hated cordially, is only a left-handed compliment."
Self-Control

"A smile is the chosen vehicle of all ambiguities."
Humor

"There is sorrow in the world, but goodness too; and goodness that is not greenness, either, no more than sorrow is."
Wisdom

"To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living."
Wisdom

"Hope is the struggle of the soul, breaking loose from what is perishable, and attesting her eternity."
Hope

"There are times when even the most potent governor must wink at transgression, in order to preserve the laws inviolate for the future."
Leadership

"To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee."
Philosophy

"Art is the objectification of feeling."
Creativity
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