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"Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris."
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"With Fellini, the fear dropped out of my work because it was such a happy experience... hanging out with Fellini, having pasta on the set with Fellini, and going out with Fellini!"
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"I really do hope that the Millennium Summit gives new impetus to the work of the United Nations."
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"The rest of my work, besides sketching and keeping a diary, which was the most troublesome of all, consisted in making geological and zoological collections."
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"If you can find your perfect job, create one."
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"Salary is the currency that is gotten from mortgaging your life and time."
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"Anytime we can take narcotics off the street it is significant because it takes them out of the hands of children. It certainly is not going to stop the drug problem, we have to work very, very hard."
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"Give a typical employee a million, and, he is most likely to use the money to print his CV on fancier paper."
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"For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work."
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"Assuming roles is something that simply won't work for me, since I don't have a style. None at all."
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"The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you."
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"Dear disgruntled artists: the key to success isn't kicking down the door; it's building your own."
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"True friends: only a few have 'em, but only a few will admit that they don't."
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"I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed?"
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"Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris."
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"He has your finger, but I have your heart."
Heart
"Technology forced me to divorce a pixie and remarry a pixel."
Technology
"I imagine the life of an atheistic praying mantis to be rather torturous."
Life
"Just because you're scarred for life doesn't mean you should be scared to live."
Life
"Don't hate the word, playa; hate the dictionary."
Hate
"I wonder: when a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to Heaven, does God hide behind the door and pretend He's not home?"
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