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Brian Celio

"Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris."

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"Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris."

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Amber Hurdle

"Like every man of sense and good feeling, I abominate work."

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"We try, when we wake, to lay the new day at God's feet; before we have finished shaving, it becomes our day and God's share in it is felt as a tribute which we must pay out of 'our own' pocket, a deduction from the time which ought, we feel, to be 'our own'. A man starts a new job with a sense of vocation and, perhaps, for the first week still keeps the discharge of the vocation as his end, taking the pleasures and pains from God's hand, as they came, as 'accidents'. But in the second week he is beginning to 'know the ropes': by the third, he has quarried out of the total job his own plan for himself within that job, and when he can pursue this he feels that he is getting no more than his rights, and when he cannot, that he is being interfered."

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"The Lord had given them the day and the Lord had given them the strength. And the day and the strength had been dedicated to labor, and the labor was its reward. Who was the labor for? What would be its fruits? These were irrelevant and idle questions."

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"I don't want to go to work and get into bed with someone else, not even Tom Cruise. It's not like I enjoy it."

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"Being happy at work is possible for all of us, anytime & anywhere, with open eyes and a caring heart."

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"If I went to work in a factory the first thing I'd do is join a union."

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"The work I did in Vertigo meant nothing if no one cared about the movie. Luckily, Vertigo had a revival and people had begun to recognize there was something special and it gained in reputation. But it just as well could have ended up rotting in film cans somewhere."

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Amber Hurdle

"I used to work at a puppy nursery."

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"I'm sure Alex will be having to get the masseurs in to work on those legs. You feel tired when you're losing but when you are winning it gives you that bit of an edge."

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"Maybe the best way to get people to be pro-life is to start 'em off in amateur-life."
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"I write my own quotes. Except this one. I obviously stole this from somebody really clever."
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"Get tough: don't work under pressure; work over pressure."
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"Technology forced me to divorce a pixie and remarry a pixel."
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"I wonder: when a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to Heaven, does God hide behind the door and pretend He's not home?"
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"He has your finger, but I have your heart."
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"Comedy is only as stupid as you are smart."
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