"My mother tells this story that when I first went to school, I thought I was going to help the teachers. I didn't realise I was going to get educated."

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"My mother tells this story that when I first went to school, I thought I was going to help the teachers. I didn't realise I was going to get educated."

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"The longest tenured First LOVE and Greatest TEACHER, in-fact life long, is none the other, but Mother."

Vikrmn, Indian Author

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"People who lost their mother should be careful about committing crime, because probably no one else is praying to save you."

Amit Kalantri, Indian Author

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"Few misfortunes can befall a boy which bring worse consequence than to have a really affectionate mother."

W. Somerset Maugham, British Playwright

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"Sarah will talk to me about someone and I don't know who she's talking about, but if she talks to my mother, the two of them will know exactly - and across several generations, too."

Prince Andrew, British Royalty

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"Now I have children of my own. They ask their mother what will I be. Will I be handsome, will I be rich?"

Jay Livingston, American Composer

Mother, Children, Now, Will

"The babe at first feeds upon the mother's bosom, but it is always on her heart."

Henry Ward Beecher, American Clergyman

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"A mother's love is more beautiful than any fresh flower."

Debasish Mridha, American Author

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Debasish Mridha, American Author

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"That was his mother. When she wasn't crying over the breakfast cereal, she was laughing about killing herself."

Nick Hornby, English Writer

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"My mother's a secretary; my father's an electrician in a mining company."

Eva Herzigova, Czechoslovakian Model

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"The longest tenured First LOVE and Greatest TEACHER, in-fact life long, is none the other, but Mother."

"People who lost their mother should be careful about committing crime, because probably no one else is praying to save you."

"Few misfortunes can befall a boy which bring worse consequence than to have a really affectionate mother."

"Sarah will talk to me about someone and I don't know who she's talking about, but if she talks to my mother, the two of them will know exactly - and across several generations, too."

"Now I have children of my own. They ask their mother what will I be. Will I be handsome, will I be rich?"

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"A mother's love is more beautiful than any fresh flower."

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"It occurred to me, when I was old enough to make rules of my own, that they should be fair and simple."

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"My mother did literally hitchhike barefoot to the country store."

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