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"I was born in Washington, D.C., and I was raised in Milwaukee."
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"Like they said about The West Wing, you can't do a show about Washington until you can."
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"Mix one part Denzel Washington and two parts Eva Mendes and you have a nice hot cocktail."
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"Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?"
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"I was born in Washington, D.C., and I was raised in Milwaukee."
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"Voters definitely believe Washington is corrupt - but most think it's bipartisan."
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"Only in Washington does a decrease in the proposed increase equal a spending cut."
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"I grew up in a trailer park in Bellingham, Washington."
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"There's a Washington standard of casually putting things off the record. It's really gone too far. I don't know an easy way to turn it back."
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"I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him "father.""
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"The most difficult owner for me was the late George Marshall of Washington."
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"And to be different is great. You don't want to be the same."
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"I was a full foot taller than any child my age."
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"May I say, if you were suddenly put into a woman's body, wouldn't you be slightly interested in your breasts, and why people look at certain parts of you, and why certain parts move like they do?"
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"I think Janeane Garofalo is incredibly funny, and I love Dennis Miller."
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"To actually be allowed to be beautiful is a total first for me."
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"I am, uh... a 6 foot tall woman, I feel like I'm a healthy size, I'm not anorexic; and I feel that people who aren't anorexic are punished... for not being anorexic."
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"If you love it, and work really hard at it, it will really happen, I believe. I'm living proof."
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"I was born in Washington, D.C., and I was raised in Milwaukee."
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"I'd so much rather people think I was funny than pretty."
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"I spent 10 years in New York doing theater."
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