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Kristen Johnston

"I was born in Washington, D.C., and I was raised in Milwaukee."

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"I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him "father.""

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"There's a Washington standard of casually putting things off the record. It's really gone too far. I don't know an easy way to turn it back."

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"Only in Washington does a decrease in the proposed increase equal a spending cut."

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"Voters definitely believe Washington is corrupt - but most think it's bipartisan."

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"Mix one part Denzel Washington and two parts Eva Mendes and you have a nice hot cocktail."

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